The Black Family Are So Catholic Guilt Coded In My Head

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

what's in my ao3 private bookmarks is between me and god (and possibly the author)

and don't tell me to put the heating on. its been down for 5 days and my block is the last one they're fixing for some god forsaken reason.

my hands are cold and i feel violent. does anyone want to go kill god?

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

DOM PINS FINN HOLY SHIT I KNEW IT

Jason walking into the kitchen, whistling and looking suspiciously happy: Another day, another slay

*later that day

Dick: have you seen the news? Apparently someone killed the Joker

Tim:

Tim: Oh, he was serious?