i am now beginning to understand the assassin's creed tetris effect. i considered jumping several things that i cannot jump :(
January was a tough year but we made it
being God’s favorite is sleep through the entirety of archive of our own’s downtime and wake up to the site up and running normally again
Can you imagine if the reason why Damian thought Bruce would be taller is because of Jason Built-like-a-tank Todd...
Damian is this kid training in the league and one day sees this absolute monster of a man just walking around.
Two hundred twenty-something pounds of muscle, a towering six feet AND some... Damian is used to having to look up to see people in the eyes. This guy could be crouching down, and they still wouldn't be at eye level.
Like mathematically, pythagorically, Damian has to be at 2 ft of distance or Jason is not seeing his ass. His mother says "He's still got some growing up to do" and Damian is like "More??!"
And well, if that tree in disguise was Robin, then naturally Batman must be like at least a head taller. Right?
Cut to show day, Damian has this image of Todd in his mind, distorted by time and the perception of a kid. And he's comparing that to Bruce, genuinely confused, like "Where's the rest of ya?".
dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth
Saw my first cyber truck irl and pointed and laughed when I passed and she was FURIOUS frowning with her entire face shaking her head holy shit I feel like I just did a line
i know people talk about dad lore but sometimes my mum drops lore (not in a good way) that i have never heard and i have to use that and rearrange my thoughts/analysis of her based around what she just dropped.
like my dad will talk about how he (if i heard this right and read the signs right) was once into boxing/fighting as a kid, i'll just go "yeah that makes sense." for my mum it's just mind altering.
that point where you're so tired part way through a literal night walk (bcs you couldnt sleep) that you're stumbling but you get back and still can't fall asleep for an hour :(