You Know Not All Of Those Donation Asks Are Scams, Right?

i casually walk up to people on all fours, it's so fun to see their reaction. not in public, but at home i can't be stopped.

and i eat foods raw that i probably shouldn't

(and there's more i don't care to list)

ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU

let's start a chain

everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait

mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box

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Because I’ve lost control of my life

anyway. hi. phylarch sky-fire pearl-teller. chieftain equivalent for the unusually intelligent scavengers that live mostly undiscovered in a nearly barren arctic wasteland that holds many secrets... also i spent far too long on those eartlers but it was so worth it.

i wanna say fuck you to anyone who shame disabled, chronically ill & neurodivergent people, especially homebound folks, for "spending too much time on their phone/on the internet/etc." when it's the only (Somewhat) accessible way for them to experience the world. many people don't get to get out much even if they want to because of their disabilities. shaming someone for trying to connect with the world, make friends and engage with hobbies in ways that are accessible to them is beyond cruel and unnecessary

whomst the fuck are all these gatekeepers crawling out of their hidy holes to state their very wrong opinions on this poll. what communites are these results even from??

At this point splatoon is less of an interest and more of a personality trait