"It's Valentine's Day, Who Are You Gonna-"

Grimm asks his child for early access to the Brumm’s new album with unsatisfying results

I love how Sevenseven is constantly humilated whenever he appears. He really is the pathetic blorbo of the family. I bet most people who hire him are like "Damn SixSix was already taken guess I'll have to go with SevenSeven"

Oh my god. You’re so right. He really is a pathetic little meow meow.

Even when he was working together with SixSix, he was the one getting pushed down a flight of stairs while SixSix was using bombs.

“I couldn’t get SixSix.”

“Yeah, he can be hard to get a hold of. We can just get EightEight.”

“I called her first, she wouldn’t take the job.”

“Oh. …We’re going to have to hire SevenSeven aren’t we?”

“…Yeah.”

“Goddammit.”

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

Pick ur poison,,, (click here to choose these lil critters fate!)

UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt. 6)

As the person who sent that, I am willing to find Roland and murder him for taking away Jae-Heon's attempt at bringing back his son 😌

I truly believe Jae-Heon did nothing wrong and will fight anyone who disagrees

- Sincerely, a Jae-Heon fan

My sincerest thanks, you really know how to flatter a man. If anyone wishes to complain to me about anything I've done, I will redirect you to the anon in this post. 🧵

Angela from Library of Ruina could (and likely would) kill Macbeth

Yes, Angela from Library of Ruina could kill Macbeth!

Being an AI created by two men (Ayin and Benjamin), she applies for all three Clauses!

Thank you for your submission!

A man goes to the fish market and walks up to a stall. There is a young boy selling fish. The boy is shouting "BUY MY DAMN FISH!". The man says you can't say that! The boy responds. "What do you mean? I caught them at the dam. These are dam fish." The man says okay and buys some and brings them home. He says to his wife "cook these damn fish!" His wife responds with a shocked face and says you can't say that! He says "the boy told me he caught them at the dam. These are dam fish." So the wife cooks up the fish and they're having dinner and the husband says "pass the damn fish!" To which his daughter responds "that's the spirit dad! Pass the fucking french fries!"