Can Frankenstein’s Monster Kill MacBeth?

Who are you people and why are you following me

Quick! There's not enough time! Vote for Queen of Hatred!

plants vs zombies is unironically my favourite zombie story ever. original concept. no dumb apocalypse plot. no asshole human characters. zombies that actually do cool stuff other than walk around biting people. walking dead can't compete with this

Cassetti seems like the type of guy who would demolish a Wipeout course simply by running in a perpetually straight line out of both perseverance and bone-deep fear. That's how he escaped La Manchaland he scaled the wall like that one Charlie Brown GIF

today's gender envy:

Wall-E ends up in Lobotomy Corp

Something needs to be done about teachers who hate kids tbh

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

Another person gathering distortions into a group themed around the colour blue..? I suppose it must be that time of year~! 🎼 @thereverberationensemble

I feel you have some misconceptions about my companions. It would be more accurate to say that I’m collecting a group of mysterious bisexuals themed around the color blue.

Currently, I have only two gods: Spleens the cat and Cinnamoroll