Could Perry the Platypus Kill Macbeth?
Yes, Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb could kill Macbeth!
Due to being a platypus, which hatch from eggs, he applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause! Thank you for your submission!
UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt 2.)
This is the Tiphereth of Ad Hating, reblog to have Tiphereth show up on your computer and punch every ad you may have seen into dust.
men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office
Meme reference below
I'm sure this has already been said, but we need a proper prestige TV adaptation of Moby-Dick. For 10 minutes out of every episode, it becomes a nature documentary about whales.
did you know that moby dick is gay
the book
the book is gay
i haven't still read far enough to know about the whale's sexual orientation
but the narrator ishmael is very gay
for this man queequeg
queequeg literally brought their foreheads together and said "we're married"
P’andor and Bivalvan went from “I Hate You” (genuine) to “I Hate You” (sarcastic)
Alternatively: Enemies (derogatory) to Enemies (affectionate)
this is the canon we deserve
UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt 3.)
EDIT: It also has a ship
The true OTP of Wonderlab is Titania and Oberon/Nobody Is and you cannot change my mind on that.