Please Be My Friend Big Pangolin

Being called ”my love” by that specific person hits differently.

"So like, the Lotus Eaters were just hypnotized dudes, but the fandom turned them into cute little creatures. And Jorge made that canon. Then people got confused and assumed the Winions were the same creature as the Lotus Eaters, and eventually, it became canon that the WERE the same creature. So now, the Lotus Eaters and the Winions are actually the same species. Also the Winions is the company the Jorge now owns. Also the winions are us"

Wall-E ends up in Lobotomy Corp

Hello there! This is a blog where I, a Jae-Heon fan put Jae-Heon into random pictures given to me!

Rules:

1. You must send a picture of the location you want him in, you may specify his placement, I don't mind complying those requests

2. No hate please

3. Roland DNI, this is a Jae-Heon blog and you ruined his life

I'm sure this has already been said, but we need a proper prestige TV adaptation of Moby-Dick. For 10 minutes out of every episode, it becomes a nature documentary about whales.

it's not "x (formerly known as twitter)". it's just twitter. fuck off

Wolf: Y'know, Ganon, I’ve never really questioned it before but … what’s with the whole pig motif?

Ganondorf: What? I like pigs. Pigs are cute.

Bowser: Uuuuuhhh …

Ridley: Don’t you mean “tough” or “scary”?

Ganondorf: No, they’re cute. I can’t like cute things?

Wolf: Well it’s just … not very manly.

Ganondorf: Hmph, “manly”. Let me tell you something about “MANLY”.

Ganondorf: People who constantly obsess about appearing “manly” have the most fragile egos out of anybody. They spend all their time obsessing over how every little thing in their life will effect their image. They live with their guard constantly up out of fear that the tiniest little emasculating thing will destroy how people think of them. People who waste their time caring about “manly” are the most fragile little babies of them all.

Ganondorf: Now, a REAL manly man just likes what he likes and doesn’t give two shits about what people think about him. The real secret to being manly is to say “I am what I am and I like what I like, and if you don’t like it you can go cry to your pathetic peers because I don’t give a FUCK.”

Villains: …

Wolf: I … actually like it when Isabelle packs me a lunchbox with little notes inside.

Bowser: … I let Peach give me a makeover whenever I kidnap her.

K.Rool: I actually just really like banana smoothies.

Eggman & Wily: (simultaneously) I built myself a robot girlfriend. Whoa, you too?

Ridley: I’m a BTS stan.

Ganondorf: See? Don’t you feel better now getting to be your true self out in the open.

Ganondorf: (turning to Ridley) … K-Pop? Really?

Ridley: Look, I thought they were cute girls at first and then it turned out the music was pretty goo- GET OFF MY BACK!!

UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt 3.)

EDIT: It also has a ship

(A coffin arrives.)

Viktor: It’s a coffin. There’s a name engraved on it.

*shows the name*

WHORE. It’s empty!

*grabs Lord Transyl*

AND YOU’RE GOING IN IT!

VIKTOR HAND-CRAFTED IT THEN MAILED IT TO HIMSELF JUST TO SAY THIS