UpperMoon Incorrect Quotes I Accept As Canon (pt. 5)

Ben 10 is a magical girl

western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

I will not elaborate

(BTW: this was made MEBI's reblogs 👍)

Asiyah: college students sharing an apartment with all the good and the bad that comes with it

Briah: fandom discord server with a very angry minor and two adults she sometimes has to talk out of committing suicide

Atziluth: philosophy authors having beef between them that requires APA to be properly understood

put spikes on your wheelchair's handles. wrap barbed wire around your cane or crutch so it'll hurt like a motherfucker if someone kicks or grabs it from under your hand. wear a personal alarm and pull the pin every time someone moves you without your consent, leans on your chair, takes a seat on your rollator, taps your hearing aid, steals your AAC device. scream for help when you're abducted. wail like you're in agony when people trip you up or knock into you. take pepper spray to the grocery store. take a knife to the club. leave cards that say "fuck you" under the wipers of inconsiderately parked cars and scratch access codes for bathrooms on the outside of the door. we are not begging for mercy, we're fighting dirty. we have to.

they homeless catnap box him

Reblog = Adopted him

Like = Pat head

Lobcorp AU idea: AU where the cognito filter makes everyone look like a child, yes, even the abnormalities

Imagine if all the women poseidon and Zeus banged somehow managed to transfer their period pains to them 😭 poseidon would get the worst of it since his body count is higher 🤣

Oh he would NOT survive that...