Silliestofmanygeeses - SillyGoose

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

my skeleton is full of closets

mom i can’t go to school today it’s a national holiday

my mom is so mad shes like “why does your brother post such dumbass memes” jhgfghgfdsdfghj

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

Im glad i could help!!

i is such a cool number. I wish it was real

Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor