The Jurgen Leitner Rant Except It's Kayne From Malevolent I Love Him With A Burning Hatred.

Reblog if it’s ok for your mutuals to tag you in posts they think you’ll like even if you don’t talk often.

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

despite staff's recent changes, we're... winning??????

Sometimes when Merlin is trending without a reason, I think it is just Merlin checking if Arthur is back.

Since Tumblr would be the first to know if the Once and Future King is back.

Pirate Cadenza Au

So I love the idea of Cadena being a pirate queen especially post-time skip so imagine,

After being turned into a chicken the first time (still a red chicken), Castor quickly gets it fixed. Cadenza enjoys freedom so much that she asks Castor if he would be willing to dye one of his chickens red so that she could spend some time outside of the village. Castor agrees to dye a chicken and give her a communication pendant if anything goes wrong, and she is on her way.

While Cadenza is living her best life having found a small band of pirates and quickly becoming captain.

Laurence comes looking for Cadenza and is told that Cadenza was turned into a chicken and he hasn't been able to change her back. Laurance goes back every few days to check on chicken Cadenza and eventually befriends Castor. One night, the two get drunk and Castor spills the beans. Now that Lauarnce knows Castor gives him the Communication pendant as proof as well as for general safety.

since people are starting to see my mcd posts, i want y’all to know that i’m madly in love with vylad ro’meave and that i also think he’s criminally underrated. i’m surviving on mere SCRAPS of content here.

i love him so much. like genuinely. his character potential was fumbled horrifically and i stand by that

I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter

Aphtober Day 2: Gift

Not the best gift to be given

(Totally not late)

Prompts by @vyladromeave

Oh my god!!???

AO3 IS DOWN!!!!!!!