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despite staff's recent changes, we're... winning??????

Pirate Cadenza Au

So I love the idea of Cadena being a pirate queen especially post-time skip so imagine,

After being turned into a chicken the first time (still a red chicken), Castor quickly gets it fixed. Cadenza enjoys freedom so much that she asks Castor if he would be willing to dye one of his chickens red so that she could spend some time outside of the village. Castor agrees to dye a chicken and give her a communication pendant if anything goes wrong, and she is on her way.

While Cadenza is living her best life having found a small band of pirates and quickly becoming captain.

Laurence comes looking for Cadenza and is told that Cadenza was turned into a chicken and he hasn't been able to change her back. Laurance goes back every few days to check on chicken Cadenza and eventually befriends Castor. One night, the two get drunk and Castor spills the beans. Now that Lauarnce knows Castor gives him the Communication pendant as proof as well as for general safety.

Out of context Malevolent 47

This is still the funniest thing I've heard in the episode lmao

Reblog to unleash this cat on your mutuals

Day 6: Devotion

On his knees for her

(I’m gonna add on to this eventually but not anytime soon

It may be January.

October can’t come soon enough

Jury of Nine Miku

Every episode of malevolent is just

Arthur: Yknow I’m so glad we’re working through our issues, and I genuinely see you as a friend

John: Me too

Five minutes later

John:EAT SHIT AND DIE

Arthur:I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS

Constantine being DC's equivalent of Gordan Ramsey.

Constantine: THAT SPELL IS SO RAW IT'S BEGGING YOU TO PUT IT OUT OF ITS FUCKING MISERY!