I'm Dying! I So Hope Something Like This Happens To Me XD

To The Person Who Was Sitting Near Me On The Train - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out Nov 7th and is available to pre-order here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

Oh man! I'm keeping this forever I live this so much XD

Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

"I kinda feel like an 🍊"

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would put me into a blender and press go) and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

I'm obsessed with spiderman!! And teenagemutant turtle is so cool! This has got to be my favorite crossover ever! I want more so bad!!

they are friends they are friends they are friends

Dead On Main DPxDC Fic Recs

I enjoy reading a Dead On Main fic every once in a while, so I decided to make a fic rec list for some of them! They are in no particular order. I did not rec any of my own fics.

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[Link to Dead on Main Fic Recs 4]

[A Deal with the Ghost King] by JaxinKH

Jason unintentionally makes deals with Danny, the ghost king. Mainly for dates. Very funny!

2.[Rooftop Express] by EmeraldsAndAmethyst

Watch that rating! This is an M one, folks. Honestly, Danny is just chaos incarnate and watching him and Jason slowly fall for each other is a ton of fun.

3. [I Don't? Work Alone] by DomesticatedOpossum

Phantom starts working for the criminal Red Hood, taking out the small guys while Hood takes out the big fish. Dialogue is great, there are some wonderfully funny moments and some good mystery in there. It deals with the messiness of family and trauma really well.

4. [Like Betta Fish Do] by PaperPuffing

It's a mistake anyone could make right? Trespassing into someone else's haunt. Well they meet, and spar, and then are just cuties together <3

5. [I Am A Retired Hero and My Love Interest Is a Former Crime Lord?!] by Shy Crow

Danny accidentally kills the Joker, and Jason just immediately gets a crush. It's fun, has a unique premise, and I'm really enjoying it so far!

6. [Danny Fenton: Dead and Loving It] by HyperKid

Another M rated one!

Massively long fic, but oh so good! The humor in this is great and I really like what I've read so far.

7. [Love is an Open Door (You are the door)] by violetmoreviolent

Jason just insta falls in love and is an adorable mess XD Premise is A ++ too, with Jason being a portal Danny can come thorugh.

8. [Wait For It] by DisillusionedDanny

Danny met Jason and Damian in the League. Jason tries to win his ex-boyfriend back. It's a lovely fic that deals with confronting and owning up to your own mistakes.

9. [Can I Kiss You?] by Petite_Phthora

Jason is smitten Danny after he accidentally killed the Joker.

10. [Reverence] by Halfagone

This is rated M, so be cautious and do read the warnings! Soulmate AU! Pretty damn cute and a little heated! Very lovely fic <3

With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies