Michael And Helen Spotted At Good Will

I feel like a great idea for another podcast or something would be where they go through the normal ones and they're just ridiculously atrocious stories

So wait if all the magnus archives statements are recorded on Jon's tapes because they don't work on computers is there a thing where we can see the statements that DO record on laptops or are those ones just fake statements from people

Been replaying Hades obsessively (as you do) and I love how almost every character addresses Zagreus differently? it's so small but it adds to their charm

Long-ish post and some small spoilers for characters and relationships!

Meg and Than call you both Zagreus and Zag. your partners!

Hades calls you Boy (derogatory) and only later does he call you by name occasionally

Nyx calls you child or my child. She is mother of many

Achilles calls you lad, in a gentle way, your mentor

Dusa calls you Prince, and later as she gets more comfortable also calls you by name

Cerberus... none of his heads posses the gift and curse of speech.

Skelly goes BOYO! I love him

Hypnos I noticed never calls you by anything, usually just goes "you"

Persephone calls you my son, as well as Zagreus of course

Charon calls you hhhrrrgggghhhhhhh...

Sysiphus calls you Prince Z. very casual, he's your buddy!

Alecto calls you redblood (derogatory), or uh. trash god. very sweet of her

Tis goes murrdererrrrrrrrr (and zagreus!)

Chaos says O Son of Hades. I love how they speak

Orpheus calls you friend or my friend, in that melancholic way of his

Eurydice calls you Your Royal Majesty and such, all very playful though!

Patroclus calls you stranger, keeping his distance even though really you aren't a stranger anymore

Theseus calls you all sorts of things of course. Deamon, fiend, blackguard, etc. very extra

Asterius calls you short one. ouch but fair I guess

Zeus calls you nephew,

while Poseidon also calls you Little Hades which is cute ngl

Athena calls you Noble Cousin, very fancy

Ares calls you my kin, he is very into all this fighting huh

Aphrodite calls you little godling (<3)

Dyonisus calls you man, and sometimes Zag, he's chill like that

Artemis calls you "you" mostly, sometimes by your name. she is more introverted and awkward

Hermes calls you Coz. No time to say the full word

Demeter calls you little sprout. very cute actually

And I think that's all, hopefully! if I missed anyone I'll add em later but do you see what I mean? I bet you could hear all of these in their respective voices too, they all have so much personality

elias bouchard and emperor palpatine would either be evil besties or absolutely hate each other change my mind

doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin,

investing more time into this rarepair

had a dream where thanos and saebyeok were friends and she lived (i assume) and they got teleported back to season 1 and all I remember is them on the playground set and they found jiyeong and thanos stood in front of one of those toy houses while saebyeok and jiyeong made out and then they ate some toy food

that'd be awesome

Can someone please write a fic abt this bad batch au I thought of where tbb time travel somehow back in time to before the citadel and they end up on the resolute and chaos ensues

trying my hand at different styles

hazbin hotel x max friendship pics from hades

THE MAG FLUFF THE MAH FLUFS IM KILLING MYSELF HELLO THAT SAS SO CUTE TIM MARRY ME

that's such a funny sentence

is the only hetero ship in tma timsasha