Petition For A Remake Of Troy Where They Just Let Achilles Be Gay

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Bringing you tired space dads barely coping with their magically precocious children since 1977

Ok I’m scared. My follower count keeps going up. Every time I log onto my account, another hundred followers. Soon it will be up to 2000. Who are you people? Are you bots? Demons sent to torment me with your presence without ever liking my posts?? I thought I had all the trappings of fame but my audience turned out to be a stadium full of empty seats.

If you need a reminder we’re in the darkest timeline look no further than the outline of the adaption of into the woods we could have had back in the 90s

This version also would have had all the creatures in the movie played by puppets made by the Jim Henson company.

WE WERE F@*%#<€$¥ING ROBBED

The thing I find actually quite disturbing about Netflix is that they know that the only people who really have the time for the binge model are just actual children. Their main market is teenagers which is why shows like Wednesday and Ginny and Georgia do so well and television made for adults and people with full formed brains keeps getting cancelled. It’s pathetic

If it makes any of you feel better, Will got queerbaited in season 4 too

Watching Daemon flirt with his niece be like

Rating every season of Community:

Season 1: lots of iconic moments, Troy and Abeds rendition of somewhere out there combined with Chang’s chaotic dancing and the deans Dalmatian fetish, but overall not nearly as unhinged as later seasons 7/10

Season 2: HELL YES, do I need to say anything further than the paintball episodes, the zombie outbreak ABBA extravaganza and what has to be the best Christmas episode. This season also gets points for the development of the group dynamic from season 1 9.5/10 (Virtually perfect but I don’t love the episode where Pierce gets swindled by a moist towelette heiress only for the two of them to bond over their racism🤢)

Season 3: I’m so biased because this is easily my favourite season but I mean come on- REMEDIAL CHAOS THEORY- the darkest timeline, the iconic evolution of Chang from security guard to war lord. This season also has the most character development with Troy’s whole messiah arc and his conflict with Abed in pillows and blankets. This is the only season where I feel like the characters learn from their mistakes and it ends in such a good place with the group all moving on with their lives 10/10

Season 4: this is literally referred to as the gas leak year, Dan Harmon wasn’t there, ‘nuff said 2/10 (and only because I like the die hard episode)

Season 5: a return to form from the gas leak year but the second half kind of falls apart after Troy leaves. Some iconic episodes like the ass crack bandit and the lie detector test after Pierce dies. The final episode with Troy also nails the departure of Donald glover from the show and it’s genuinely heartbreaking to watch him and Abed say goodbye. Pretty good but not my favourite 6/10

Season 6: six seasons and a movie is half true already so keep manifesting everyone. I love the introduction of Frankie she is easily the most underrated character on the show love the fact she is presented as being so rational and grounded but she is just as weird as the rest of the gang. This was a solid season with good stories and a perfect ending to the show. Only thing that could have made it better is if Troy came back. 8/10

I just love how supportive and kind the show made Stede, from the first episode he’s trying to help his crew better themselves, paying them wages (something Stede bonnet did irl by the way). He cares about their emotional well being he is such a golden retriever of a man-

And then- when Ed comes into his life and Stede is instantly on board to teach him the ways of a gentleman and fucks up a whole ship of people who put him down, and the whole exchange where he’s just like let’s forget the whole murder thing, oh you killed ur dad? Bitch probably had it coming xoxo Stede

Even when he goes home and he’s slow to realise how good the life Mary has built for herself is, he goes on to Stan her paintings and her work and he even fangirls over her new boyfriend

I bet he sees Blackbeard going through his villain period next season and he’s just like ✨ yassssssss my love, stab them all, Lucius who? Hahaha ✨

Freddie Krueger 🤝 Vecna

burn victims who hunt and murder teens in their dreams

Spoiler Free Review of Sunrise on the Reaping from someone who just stayed up all night to read it and is now broken emotionally

Suzanne is not fucking around anymore. This book is about so many things but the thing that stuck out most to me was the rage I think dominates this prequel more than any other book in the series.

When the news came out a book about Haymitch was coming after years of fan requests (and a film to be developed in tandem) I’ll admit, I had my doubts.

But what Collins delivers is more brutal a gut punch than I think even the most hard core fans of this series were anticipating. In the wake of political unrest across the US and world wide, in an era of disinformation, she tells the reader clearly to look and think for themselves, and shows the atrocities that can come when we do not.

This book is about anger and injustice and it does not try to convince its reader otherwise. At times you can feel Collins shaking the reader by the shoulders: ‘See?! See what happens when you blindly accept what they tell you? See what you let them take?’.

Fans familiar with Haymitch will not be surprised by a lot of the major beats of this story but the focus on propaganda still leads to some interesting reveals. This is the goriest of Collins series and in many ways I think will be the hardest to adapt, perhaps her own rebellion against the industry that continues to profit off her work and contort her message