A Friend Of Mine Has Made A Proposal.

A friend of mine has made a proposal.

MASTER WHISKERS

A kitten the Master got from out of a tree and now is teaching it to be evil.

"I EAT PEOPLE"

"darling u are cuddling a kitten"

"😡😤"

"This kitten is also evil!"

The kitten: *claws up 14s shoe string*

Sax: Aha!! Yes my fellow brotheren!! Commit evil crimes! Do evil things and make the world fear you! Together we shall rule!-

The kitten: *scratches saxons shoe strings*

Saxon: GAASSPP NO!!!! No, my brother! You are not supposed to betray me! How could you!?

I had kebabs and now it's can't stop thinking about sax sneaking bits or chicken and meat to his cat brother.

"there u go"

"I LITERALLY SPENT SIXTY QUID ON PREMIUM CAT FOOD"

"master whiskers deserves the best😤✨"

Donna: What the fuck is going on

Sax: This is Master Whiskers. If anything happened to him I would kill everyone on this planet and then myself

14: ... He found a kitten and is convinced its evil because it hates me..

Sax: Hehe yeah watch *puts Master Whiskers up to the doctor*

Master whiskers: Mmmmrroow!

Sax: Yes my dear brother, Tell him how pathetic he is!

Master whiskers: HISSS

14: Ouch :( my feelings

Sax: SUCCESS! *Holds him up like the lion king* All hail my greatest pupil Master Whiskers!! We shall rule this puney planet and rid the seas of all the tuna! Mwahahah!!

Donna:.... Hes off his meds aint he?

14: Yup.