Bakugou Is Just The Schlatt Of Today And Something About That Is Just So

ZHONGVEN

This is literally me preaching zhongven but....

Their literally made for eachother, both are archons. Both fought in the archon war, both lost one dear to them, shared trauma brings people together!!

They've both gone through similar trainwrecks but are both such opposites at the same time which is what brings them together, you can see in multiple quests/cutscenes/wiki pages ect. that they've been close since their beginnings, since the seven met in liuye.

They've both lived for thousands of years, witnessing the uprise and downfall of things that have existed since God knows when, they both have witnessed the downfall of kh'aneriah and the uproar of man. The making of new mondstat and dragonspine, the freedom of inazuma and the banishment of the vision hunt decree.

Idk how to finish this but zhongven 4ever

But also aether and venti

And aether and everyone

Help

shouta does that thing every dad does when they fall asleep the moment a movie starts playing and everyone hates him for it

Cynonari modern au where tighnari is just about to go into his advanced forest bio exam and cyno keeps on making puns so tighnari keeps on accidentally writing 'cyno'plasm instead of cytoplasm

loving when ppl write toshinori (all might) as smart. like the golden retriever personality is his, but works scarily like present mics DJ persona- we've seen toshi get serious, we've seen him break down,, and we know he'd put his life on the line for his kids- yet he still manages to put on his signature smile. He's been a hero for a little around 35 years,, he obviously knows how things are run. He knows police procedures off the back of his hand, he knows how to learn everything there is about a person in 30 seconds flat, he knows the tells of a disaster in progress, he has the hero mindset to a Tee. If the dorky personality helps villains not notice the cogs turning in his eyes, it's just a slight perk.

Edit: upon seeing the reblog by @rurounivash I've realised that yeah lowk he goofs out on some things, sometimes he does just airhead his way through the day because damn, you can't expect the man to be vigilant 24\7 BUT, he does apply his godforsaken iq to learning how to do other things, i.e, teaching his kids

Izuku and ofa, but he's been able to hear and talk with the vestiges since he gained the quirk,,

Nana: I don't know,, I think izuku and endeavours kid make a good team

Banjo: no way! Him and that frog girl are like- perfect!

Yoichi, pinching his nosebridge: Izuku and Tsuyu look like the couples in every glmv ever, thay could be siblings, please don't.

Timeskip kaminari being like hawks but instead of an exess amount of bird jokes, he just makes terrible electricity puns like its just:

CHARGEBOLT

@.adhdpika

"Geuss whos geust starrring on earphone-jacks radio hour tomorrow! Tottally CHARGED UP!"

Argh I hate him he's so stupid

Erasermic, where their cats (bastard and sushi obvi) like to sit on the fridge and plot. They only come down when shouta gives them treats. When they come to the edge of the fridge, shouta swipes them up but still gives the treat. hizashi always complains that it's rewarding bad behaviour. At some point, they stop falling for shouta's schemes, and the only way to get them down is to scare them off by vigorously shaking plastic bags at them.

Cut to hizashi being woken up at like 5am by shouta coming home from patrol and 'bagging' the cats.

The way I am everything schlatt has ever taken the piss on,, yes I am a teenage girl raving over a old ass crusty little man,, no I will not stop

GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE

Spicy Margarita 🍸🌶️

Guys you don’t understand the way brain was activated when I heard this song. Y’all can’t tell me it’s not perfect for Dancetale Sansby