Eris 🤝 Tamlin 🤝 Azriel 🤝 Cassian
“Like him” - Tyler the Creator
“She said that I make expressions like him
My legs to my shoulders to my chin like him
My waist and my posture like him”
She needs to keep him like this.
I like my men weird and melodramatic 🦇
azriel being a creepy fuck is in no way a problem to me lol.
like remember when he silently stalked around in shadow form watching unfolding events and chose to reveal himself by spreading his wings so wide they nearly touched both cavern walls or whatever (melodrama incarnate tbh)
i just...
it's not a problem in this house.
“Sarah J Maas is definitely gonna announce the new Acotar book this year!” - me in 2024 🤓
(Me in 2025 😭)
Luke Eisner- Tamlin
Age- 26
It is my dream for Luke Eisner to play Tamlin. This beautiful, ethereal looking man was the best thing to come out of the monstrosity that was the Tall Girl movies. This man is so hot and talented, I am partly convinced he actually is fae. Although he only started acting recently, I think he would be a perfect fit for the High Lord of the Spring Court.
Challenge type: Difficult
Find a relationship written by Sarah J Mass that’s not between a girl in her 20’s and a man older than dirt
I’m re watching The Batman with Robert Pattinson, and the opening monologue is so Azriel if he was a vigilante 👀
Thursday, October 31st. The city streets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I'm there too. Watching. 2 years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully. It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that light hits the sky, it's not just a call- it's a warning. To them. Fear is a tool. They think I'm hiding in the shadows. But I AM the shadows.
People always say that ACOTAR would have gone down so differently if Nesta was taken instead of Feyre cause she and Tamlin would have bickered and fought too much. I say it would have gone different because there is no way Nesta could stay in perpetual Spring. Pollen? All the time? My girl has allergies, just like me, and I know she would be suffering
I just realized something.
We all know that SJM is heavily inspired by fairy tales and mythology.
In Crescent city Jesiba Roga (Bryce’s boss) is described as an extremely powerful witch who has a penchant for turning her enemies into animals.
She is inspired by or is Circe.
Anyways, Happy New Year!
What I think Azriel’s shadows would look like 🦇
Shit talk, Acotar brain rot, theories PLEASE LISTEN TO MY THEORIES (21 yrs old)
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