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Suriel appreciation post

I miss the Suriel SO MUCH

Like in the first 3 Acotar books he was just stirring up so much ✨drama✨

He didn’t need to tell Feyre to “stay with the high lord” (didn’t need to phrase it like that either) but he just couldn’t help himself.

Also that bit in ACOMAF when he is telling Feyre about the flower and he just casually drops that Rhysand is her mate. She’s all shocked and he’s just like “oh, you didn’t know” 😏

I CRIED so hard when he died. He just wanted to eat chicken, wear a warm coat, and dream of a better future. 🐓🧥🌌

I’m taking a tumblr break

See y’all after I finish House of Flame and Shadow

(I can’t risk spoilers )

( even if there is a warning I don’t trust myself enough not to read them 😭)

Step up is so Nesta and Cassian coded

I can’t remember when/where but I think SJM said that TOG and ACOTAR are happening at the same time. But TOG ends with “in a kingdom long since burned to ash”. So does that mean ACOTAR is also in “the past”?

That makes me wonder….

- Who was the first of the inner circle to die?

- When did Nyx become high lord?

- Did he ever form his own inner circle?

- If Rhys/Feyre were the first to die then did Azriel/Cassian/Nesta/Amren/Mor all serve under Nyx as he became highlord?

Just some sad thoughts 😔

When Rhys was UTM Feyre said he was pale but then when she saw him a few months later he was tan from the sun. So that means that the Fae can tan. Which brings me to my question. Do Illyrians have really weird tan lines from constantly wearing fighting leathers?

Acotar headcanon:

Okay, so you know how when Nesta is kidnapped and forced to perform the blood rite, Cassian is freaking out thinking that she could be dead and he might not even know it. Then Azriel assures him that if she died Cassian would know because they are mates….

Well what if there was a fae (maybe Azriel, idk) and they lived in Pythian but their mate was mortal and lived in another world (I definitely think that some mates are currently separated by worlds). And since they are mortal every time they die their fated mate feels it. Same with every time they are reincarnated (I also think that in the SJM universe characters are reincarnated) (more on that theory later)

The Elriel vs. Gwynriel vs. (insert non canon/ non confirmed ship here) debate has my head SPINNING.

I am WEAK

and FORGETFUL

and I have not read the books in a little over a year.

I have trouble remembering major canon events! Let alone every side relationship in perfect detail!

So when I see pro ship quotes from the books taken out of context, I’m like “ yeah, that makes sense”

I’m switching alliances every five minutes 😭

It’s a damn shame Sarah J Maas has never elaborated on the bat boys tattoos in ACOTAR.

Like we know they have the tribal tattoos and Rhys has the mating ones and the ones on his knees

But I KNOW she’s keeping Azriel’s thigh and waist tattoos from me!

I need a diagrams.

I need the next book to have one of those in jacket lined art covers with diagrams of the tattoos

Me when my fictional husband ends up with nobody and is sad and unloved: 👿😣😡

Me when my fictional husband ends up happy but is with someone who isn’t me: 😭🤷‍♀️😭

So we are currently at

213 for Elriel

160 for Gwynriel

29 for Neither

And 13 for Both