Is It Just Me Or Does It Feel Like SJM Is Gearing Up For A Threesome In Acotar?

That whole argument over Mor’s drawing in the cabin is ridiculous! it’s obviously

Rhysand + Tamlin

Cassian + Helion

Azriel + Eris

As the three forms with wings and the three with long hair

🙄

What I think Azriel’s shadows would look like 🦇

What time I think each ACOTAR character wakes up at:

Cassian- is up at 5 on most days. Sometimes earlier. He wants to make the most of the day and that includes being up early to workout before training

Nesta- is woken up by Cassian who is incapable of getting out of bed quietly. She keeps threatening to move to another bed.

Azriel- never goes to bed. He does not freaking sleep

Feyre- used to get up at 7 and start the morning with some light sketching and a cup of coffee. Now gets up what ever time Nyx gets up. She just wants some sleep.

Rhys- gets up whenever Nyx gets up. When Nyx wakes up around 3 or 4 it’s hard for Rhys to fall back asleep so he usually uses the early morning to fill out paperwork and tend to highlord business

Mor- will not get out of bed before 6:30. Typically likes to wake up at 7.

Elain- wakes up naturally around 6:30. She could be doing a number of things with her morning (baking, gardening, crafting)

Amren- Even after thousands of years of being fae she still has a hard time adjusting to a set sleep schedule. She’s awake until she collapses, usually on her couch, and does not have a specific sleep schedule

Don’t mind me, I’m just thinking about how Amren’s last words before sacrificing herself to the Cauldron were a love confession to Varian

(And now they get to be in love and spends Solstices together 😭)

Challenge type: Difficult

Find a relationship written by Sarah J Mass that’s not between a girl in her 20’s and a man older than dirt

Me when someone asks who my favorite member of the inner circle is

“There gonna execute the mother to elevate the man” - Digital silence by Peter McPoland

I’m looking at you Sarah J Mass 🤨

I’m currently watching the Swifties use their master deciphering skills to try and determine if SJM’s insta post is more elriel or elucien coded

(Guilty as sin) what kind of vibe is it giving???

It’s official y’all!

SJM is in the process of drafting the next ACOTAR book!