The First Thing I Got Was “slutty ??? Nerd” Then This.

Quick add on because I want to add something to this and it actually kind of works with one of my theories/is actually canon

After hearing Mabel previous statement, something clicked with Ford, “Wait....you’re a Cordaroy?”

“Yeah..... what is it to you?” Wendy is confused enough as it is, now Stan #2 Stanford questioning her family name.

Ford looked shocked but continued, “Is your father Dan Cordaroy?”

Now everyone else is confused, how the hell does Ford know Manly Dan?

Wendy still does trust this guy at all but now, she just wants some answers since this guy knows her dad. “Yeah, he is. How do you know my dad?”

With that information, Ford surprisingly relaxed a bit, only in the slightest though. His shoulders drop but his hand was still on the gun he was pointing at her face moments before.

“Dan build my house back in 1975 when I first moved here after college.”

A very loud “What?!” Echoed though the basement startling Ford making him jump again. “This is definitely not lining up with my fanfiction.”

“My dad build the shack?”, somehow getting more questions them answers.

“That makes no sense, my dad never once said he build the shack nor said that he met “Stan Pines” before.”, Wendy’s dad was always proud of everything he made and always talk about them.

Ford didn’t have time for this. They’re losing time to help Stan even though he’s still mad at him.

But he knows if he doesn’t explain even the most insignificant detail, he’s going to be bombarded with unnecessary questions.

He just sighs and states plainly: “Well your father did indeed build my house many years ago since he was the only contractor in the town. He even let me stay at his cabin while in construction, that was actually how I have my first ghost encounter.”

That answered some questions everyone had but, still rosed some more.

Wendy started rubbing her temples. Great now she’s getting a headache. “You know what? I’ll figure all of that other later.”

Her eyes then drifted over to the unconscious Stan surrounding by candles, “More importantly someone, without talk too fast, explain to me what the heck happened to Mr. Pines!?

You know those AUs and fics where Stan is badly injured/dying in NWHS when the portal opens, and it forces Ford to react differently when he steps out?

Imagine Stan being more exhausted than he was in canon (after all, he was fighting off agents, sprinting across town, and getting thrown around the basement, and adrenaline is one heck of a drug but still)…exhausted to the point that when Ford punches him in the face, Stan just straight up passes out

I’m just picturing Ford going “OH CRAP DID I REALLY HIT HIM THAT HARD” and Soos freaking out that “MR. PINES IS DEAD” and Mabel and Dipper still being like “WHAT IS H A P P E N I N G”

(and Stan will be fine, of course, but Ford’s potential reactions in this scenario are hilarious to me for some reason)

Thank you 🙏🏼

I did this this morining and I have 0 regrets

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!!!!

Now that Supernatural is officially over after the 15th season, may I suggest a spinoff show with Jack?

If that doesn’t work, maybe Stan confronting dark!Ford over his attempt to kidnap Dipper? 👀

Been working on this since yesterday and stayed up till 4 and still didn’t finish until today. 😭 I CANT LIE I was so tempted to just NOT do this at all, but I’m so glad I did because it was a lot of fun to draw.

If you enjoyed this pls reblog! 🫀🦷thanks besties

Bonus

This is the best thing I’ve woken up to a while.

MJ: Hey don’t forget about Spider-idiot. Ned and I have split custody over him.

Ned: He’s an idiot white boy but we still love him.

Peter:

*Wong showing Rhodey around the sanctum*

Wong:  This is the Wand of Watoomb. This is the cloak of Levitation. This is my idiot white boy.

Stephen: 

Rhodey: Oh you got one too? There’s my idiot white boy over there.

Tony:

This is going to be me when I get old.

A Surprise Pairing~

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I’ll take ALL of them!

I've been thinking of doing a new batch of keychains of these lil guys( I previously only ever did blades and sold out in less than 5 minutes in a con) would you guys be interested in them? I might open pre orders for them.

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

A drawing I made for my story. Plus, Little Stan and Little Eda are adorable!

I’ll gladly take a glass!

here, have some: