Not To Be A Lesbian But Oh My Fucking God. Oh My God. Jesus Fuck Ing Christ. I Think I Hauve Covid.

Organized a dinner party recently. It was lovely. I hosted spectacularly. The guests hatred of me and everything I stood for was rivaled only by my hatred of them and everything they stood for.

hte real april foule… was you.

For the record, my partner and I deny all allegations, on legal, moral, and homosexual fronts. We will be taking no further questions, encourage all our followers to refer back to the following:

We love taking orders, and following rules.

We are both good, and importantly, not evil.

We are just partners. I cannot stress this enough.

-nlue

No but my devious wiles and inexorable charisma would allow me to turn them on each other, thereby granting me an edge. If they formed a polycule I’d be cooked tho

Ah I love returnal! My favorite probably has to be 1000 ways of seeing a forest, thanks in large part to milo :)

"this is no longer a task that takes me hours, i can just- come back over and over and over and- there is literally nothing stopping me at this point"

woah hello there time looper mentality. wato1876 are you doing okay

Have been meaning to actually start posting for a while, so figure I’ll just start with a few things I’ve seen recently and really enjoyed. Most posts are going to be queued (this one too lol) but consider this the sign that I am in fact alive and on Tumblr.

I love how the closer you look, the more graffiti appears— it gives the effect of being ancient and etched into the stone. Also very cool example of a lodestone, which would presumably(?) bring down the whole ceiling if it was removed. Idk architects correct me/inform me if I’m dead wrong about this

bet

support trans people.

@funnier-as-a-system

Wake up love we need to stop the blood-space war