LITTLE GUY!

Listen, I love a guttural scream in a field as much as the next person, but I think uninterrupted sleep for anything longer than a week would fundamentally alter my brain chemistry

THE WITCHING HOUR

Heartstopper

I think there's some medias that you just cannot meaningfully engage with if your main priority is shipping

The results from the testosterone are now conclusive, so we can finally move on to the realosterone

-nlue

No but my devious wiles and inexorable charisma would allow me to turn them on each other, thereby granting me an edge. If they formed a polycule I’d be cooked tho

Any queer man in fiction can’t have a healthy relationship. All they know is pining, divorce, cause the apocalypse, wear silly costume, fight they homo boyfriend, trauma, be disastrous, eat hot chip & lie.

Many such cases

Imagine you're an Elder Demon at the Elder Demon family gathering and you're laughing about cousin Valgavoth who went and got sealed in a human house and disappeared... And then cousin Valgavoth shows up! And you ask him hey weren't you sealed in a house? And he's like "yeah I ate it" and you're like "you ate the house" and he's like "and everything else, yeah. The whole plane really" and now your parents are talking about how cool cousin Valgavoth is and wouldn't it be great if YOU ate an entire plane like he did

Appble.

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

Moth house ftw

I recently learned that m and n dashes are in fact separate things with important distinctions. I had been using n dashes in place of m dashes in my work for years, and no one mentioned it. Needless to say, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

using emdashes and a semi colon in the same line. this sentence will end when i do