Quietly Losing My Mind Over The Fact That Elon Musk Has Straight Up Orchestrated A Coup Of Our Executive

what could’ve been

a treasure found antiquing today

you guys will seriously believe anything on the Internet huh? you really think this amulet is controlling me? ive always had this aura. been sacrificing people since i could walk. this guy loves the suffering. i mean i love the suffering.

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place

i just pirated a dandelion🌻and shared it with all of my friends