Shit Man, This Wizard War Is Fucked. I Just Saw A Guy Clap His Hands Together And Say "the Ten Hells"

(・`.´・) <- him.

Stay true to yourself and all that, unless you're a little freaky, then you gotta go in the hole.

I love Landau siblings

What 5 things do you like in a girl?

I was told that “each of my fingers” is too vulgar of a response

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it

buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell

leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist

put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.

when that little voice in your head says "i dont need to write that down, ill remember it" that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!

plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.

if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge

if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.

its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because "this shouldn't be this hard". it is hard, so make it easier.

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

they’re gonna be getting rid of microsoft paint / ms paint rly soon and replacing it w/ another program so i just wanna give ms paint a huge shout out for giving every fandom kid a start in drawing fanart and being a reliable and basic program for all these years…..ur truly gonna be missed, comrade

rip ms paint, taken from us at 32 years old u will be missed