Sharktic-waters - Sharktic Waters

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill

We are committed to ensuring all of our meat is ethically sourced. Every steak you eat at this restaurant came from a cow who perished in an honorable duel to the death with one of our chefs.

This is our promise to you.

Just started playing ZZZ, and somehow I’m the only one of all my friends who’s going to be playing it so I guess I might be a ZZZ blog for a bit so I can talk about it. I love the animation style, the squash and stretch is really funny, the Cunning Hares are epic girlfailures and a lot of the expressions remind me of Girls band cry. I’ve got some grinding to do it f2p but here’s hoping my fellow shark, Ellen, comes home.

It’s so Joever, we lost the Ellen 50/50 yesterday

Got Koleda at 76 pulls and am now working to speedrun as many pulls as I can before the banner ends. I’ve stocked up 30 more pulls and don’t know how many more I can stockpile before it’s joever for good

Meanwhile I got sharkboo at 30 pulls so here’s hoping Ellen decides to feel the same this time.

I did manage to c6 Soukaku for nine total soukakus pulled so far

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

People mistaking fanon as canon irl

you’ve heard of the mortifying ordeal of being known, now get ready for the

The Ninja

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements