Daily Mirror, England, January 23, 1923 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

The Ninja

THIS BOOTHILL WANTER BECAME A BOOTHILL HAVER IN THE MOST BOOTHILL WAY POSSIBLE, MADE OFF LIKE A BANDIT, WE GOT BOOTHILL AT 32 PULLS.

Then I decided since it was so early I’d go for his light cone.

Bad news I lost the 50/50

Good news, I lost the 50/50 at 24 pity so I went again

Better news I got his lightcone at 20 pity.

Final results:

3 Five stars

- 1 Character at 32 pity: 40 pulls total

- 2 Weapons at 24 Pity and 20 Pity Respectively: 50 pulls total

Just to top it off, an absurd number of four stars

15 Four stars

- 2 Landaus Choice, 5 Secret Vow, 1 Subscribe for more, 1 Resolution

- 1 Pela, 1 Guinaifen, 1 Hook, 1 Tingyun, 1 Luka, 1 Qingque

if there was any justice to chess, becoming the world chess champion would let you make one small en-passant level rule change to the game for the duration of your reign. like Carlsen beats Anand and he is ceremonially cloaked with the King's Crown and the Scepter of Chess and he says "uhhh, thanks guys. as my first decree as Chess Champion, pawns on the A and H files can capture forwards as well as diagonally" and the crowd goes wild. and grimly, chess masters around the world throw out their plans for "Vishy's Chess, Openings and Theory, 3rd ed." and open a new word document titled "magnus_stupid_bullshit_chess_NOTES.docx" and start theorizing.

Time transfixed via Rene Magritte

Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas

[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.

Just remembered that Samus Aran has genetic modifications, and then thought about her saying “Scott Steiner math” and now I’m surprised nobody ever uses that for incorrect quote memes cause like, “I’m a genetic freak, I’m not normal…” and “I got 141 2/3 chance of winning” are some insane quotes. Especially in full quotation

stand_down.mp4

Do you ever write out a multi-paragraph rebuttal to something and then think "actually I do not want to get involved in this" and close it