#aesthetics #Unbeatable Prices On Quality Products

owwie ouch ow

i've been gaining weight and i have cool new spots of fat that i've never had before and this one right here is bringing me so much joy. right up there with the fat above the pussy (miaow btw)

everyone looks transgender

i should really have a little door here. or a hatch. there should be improved access to my sigmoid colon.

open it up, take a look inside. cradle it in your hand, sure: lift it into my abdominal cavity. what else is to be done?

that quote like “god gave us transness for the same reason he made grapes but not wine; yeast but no loaves — so we may partake in the divine act of creation”

spitting dirt rn