I Love Her Sm... ALSO AU Where Sam And Max Adopt Geek As A Baby And Raise Her Cuz They Wanna Be Amazing

ummmm so yea 

YoU GUYS ARE FUCKING INSANE!!! ACTUAL GODAMN CREETENS FUCKING NEANDERTHALS!!! CRAWLED OUT THE DAMN DUMPSTER AND WAS RELATED TO THE PROM NIGHT DUMPSTER BABY FROM FUCKING FAMILY GUY!!! PROBABLY LOOKING LIKE A SPONGEBOB CLOSE UP SCENE, FUCKING FIBBERTIGIBBIT!!!!!! YOU'RE LUCKY I DONT GRAB MY CAR AND DRIVE YOU TO THE NEAREST MENTAL HOSPITAL IN MY AREA AND HELL THERE'S NOT A GOOD CHANCE THEY'D TAKE YOUR ASS, THEY WANT PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY BE FUCKING HELPED AND BETTER FOR SOCIETY WHAT THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU GUYS!? LOOKIN' LIKE SLIMER FROM GHOSTBUSTERS FOR FUCK SAKES, WHY DO YOU GUYS COME ONTO THIS WEBSITE JUST TO POST THE MOST DEPLORABLE, HORRENDOUS, FLITHY BORDERLINE IRREDEEMABLE SHIT!!!!!!! WHY!!!! WHAT DO YOU GAIN!?!? MY TEARS???? IS THIS A KINK???? WHAT IS Y'ALLS PROBLEM!!!! STOPPPPP!!!!! I'M CURRENTLY IN FUCKING 100° HEAT EVERYDAY AND I WISH THE SUN WOULD GRANT ME A HEATSTROKE SO I CAN THROW UP FOR A VALID REASON INSTEAD OF TELLING MY MOTHER OLD FREDRA DURST "yes mommy I saw some gross people on Tumblr dot com and fucking evacuated my entire disgustive system" WHILE I FLUTTER MY EYE LASHES AND SPARKLES FORM AROUND ME!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!! I'M GONNA TOPPLE THE GODDAMN CORRUPT GOVERNMENT JUST TO BAN YOU SOME OF YOU MFS FROM OXOYGEN JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT!!! #FREDDURST2024 JUST YOU WAIT JACKASSES!!! I AM COMING!!! I AM FAST!!!!! EXPECT ME TO BE AT THE PRESIDENT'S CHAIR SOON FASTER THAN SOME OF Y'ALL CAN SAY THE WORD "SING" DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO OVER PRONOUNCEIATE G!? THAT'S SO DUMB!! FUCK THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE FOR THAT AND FOR GIVING SOME OF YOU MFS THE CHANCE TO EVEN MUMBLE OUT A WORD. TELL THE DAY YOU WILL HEAR MY NAME AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Aaron T went skiing it would be SO CHAOTIC. THIS MAN WOULD BE SKIING SO FAST. HE’D PROBABLY BE LAUGHING. THE REST OF THE BAND WOULD BE CHILLING TIL THEY HEAR T’S LAUGHS OF JOY TURN INTO SCREAMS OF TERROR.

Jesse: Where did T go?

Z: 👈

T skiing, having the time of his life.

T: WEEEEEEE

Robaire: Anyway, as I was saying.

Their conversation was cut short as they heard T screaming. All of them immediately shooting their heads in the direction of his screams.

T: AAAAAAAaaaaAAaaAa *Yes his voice was cracking*

Robaire and Z were already skiing after him. I can imagine that they “babysat” him the most out of the 4. Jesse ran to grab their stuff with the help of Tae.

Robaire: DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO BRAKE??? *Still chasing after him*

T: NO 😭😭 *Wailing*

Back with Jesse and Tae. T’s screams faded away from them. Jesse shook his head as he and Tae made their way down the hill, trying to catch up with the 3 boys.

Z went off to some other land I don’t fucking know what happened to him. Robaire on the other hand was trying to get T to slow down. T was literally about to piss himself and what didn’t make ANYTHING better was that he was about to run into people who looked like they were recording.

T: ROBAIRE THERE’S PEOPLE. *Emphasize the voice crack on the word people*

Robaire: JUST STAY IN THE MIDDLE IM ALMOST THERE.

Random Dude: Hey guys so today I’m gonna show-

T: EEEEEEEEEE

Random dude: I-

Robaire: AARON FUCKING- *Damn he was using full names*

Random recording man was so confused. Robaire shouted a quick apology. Focusing his attention back on T. He was SO FUCKING CLOSE. JUST A LITTLE CLOSER ANDDD

BAM.

Z comes crashing in on T, knocking T on his back. Robaire immediately brakes causing snow to fly all over T and Z. Z slowly rolled off of T, sitting up so that he was beside him. Robaire just stood there trying to catch his breath. T was the first to break the silence.

T: 😵‍💫 We ShOuLd Do ThAt aGaIn!

Z and Robaire literally flop onto the soft snow, exhausted. Jesse and Tae caught up to the rest of the band right after.

T was never allowed to Ski again until someone taught him how to brake. 😍

My design of Older Geek ft. Sam et Max 

happy pride month everyone

i hope this hasn’t been done before

Cute family,,,, 💕

shoutout to silco gotta be one of my favourite genders