What Are Foods Or Things That Make You Guys Gassy? Any Suggestions For Me?

hi Tumblr sorry I dropped off for a lil! No reason really I just didn't know what to post

Anyway I'm super hyped about the new tw/st story content!!! Oh boy do I have some headcanons about id/ia's search history

the post you made about humping your bed.. never thought i'd be so jealous of a mattress corner before, but here we are . god i wish i could sniff it- i keep rereading it n get unbelievably horny each time.

BUT !! that's not what i'm here for.

what i am here for is to inform you of how bad i've been at holding my shits lately. i'm talking full on struggle: legs and ass cheeks shaking from the clenching, heavy breathing, tears welling up in my eyes from the intensity of my churning stomach, and the little gasp accompanied by a panicked "fuck! fuck fuck fuck-" when i feel it start to turtlehead or seep out of me. the worst was the other day when i was waiting for my relative in the car while they grabbed something from the store. we had just had mexican food and i was suddenly hit with stomach cramps. my tummy and my ass were genuinely screaming at me while i so desperately tried to focus on anything else. could i have gone into the store? yes. but i couldn't be bothered and i didn't feel like humiliating myself by wobbling in there. at some point, i ended up really tense in my seat after dropping my phone, nails digging into my thighs, moaning to myself while i waited for my stomach to calm down. thankfully i ended up being able to hold it until i got home; but for the smallest second, i had the urge to just let it all explode into my panties. i mean, not like my skirt wasn't long enough to cover it.

i have mixed feelings bc while it's not an entirely pleasant experience, it also weirdly feels so good to feel that tension and desperation, plus the throbbing of my hole. it's much more fun to explore this side of me when i'm at home though. anywho, i thought you n whoever else reads your blog might like this story!

sincerely,

🐇anon

oh dear you really had to go huh? bad enough that you considered just dumping it out beneath your skirt to feel better 🥺 poor thing. I'm proud of you for holding it!! and you're soooo right, having an aching hole ready to burst is such an intense feeling 🥴 at least you got to have a small amount of privacy in the car while you got a hold of your guts 👀

and aw, so cute you're jealous of my mattress! 🥰you can take a whiff if you really want, it's definitely getting more marked up with every use 😳🥴

One of the upsides of having a partner who likes eprocto/eructo is the lack of pressure (figuratively and literally)

like if we're out about it you could burp and rip ass in our face and we'd literally thank you, serve you, and cum for it

To my mutuals or followers, or just anyone who sees this:

Please reblog the kosa bill posts from me and others. This bill is EXTREMELY dangerous to the queer community and especially queer minors. As a queer and trans minor in a bad home situation, I and many others would be in so much danger if this bill is approved. Its actually so horrific. One of the senators who introduced it, Marsha Blackburn, said that "protecting minor children from the transgender in this culture" was a top priority. As a trans minor, I find this disgusting and harmful to my existence, I'm sure many others my age feel the same way. So please: REBLOG THE KOSA BILL POSTS.

EDIT: IT WILL ALSO CENSOR THE PALESTINE GENOCIDE POSTS AND MANY MORE THINGS!!! WE WILL BE BLOCKED FROM THE TRUTH!!! Also I do not know many things about the kosa bill, this is the limit of my knowlege, so I can't answer any questions. I'm sorry!

Hi Tumblr/anons!!

This is my formal invitation for you to hit up my askbox with descriptions and stories of your farts and shits ;3

Hey twst community I'm a kink blog so don't look at my blog if you don't wanna see Freak Shit™ but I needed to get it out there-

I am. So angry. WHY WOULD THE ADVENT CALENDAR GIVE US A TENFOLD KEY RIGHT AFTER THE IDIA BIRTHDAY EVENT ENDS THEY KNOW PEOPLE LOVE HIM SO WHAT HE'S NOT THE MOST POPULAR IN THE ENGLISH SERVER HE HAS JAPAN'S HEART AND HE HAS MINE TOO DAMMNIT YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO EXTEND THE EVENT YOU COULD HAVE JUST SWITCHED AROUND THE ADVENT CALENDAR GIFTS AAAASAAAAASDGDHGHHJKHFBUHFHJFHGHF

Thank you for listening. Don't follow me if you're not ready for my content :)

I miss when I would get Tumblr asks that actually said things and weren't just digital panhandling scams.

Comin right up

reblog if you are your url

It is official I am doing!! My very first official hold on record!!!

Ate psyllium husk, 3 big servings of baked pasta with an ungodly deliciously sinful amount of cheese, abd topped that thang off with more psyllium husk

The left of my colon feels a little full, but this is only the beginning. I'll update in the coming days, send me your encouragements and food ideas!

Perhaps I can be convinced to eat a little sugar free candy for extra gas who knows 👀

Swallow air. Eat some popcorn or chips or something bjngeable that will give you gas, and then hold it

Really bloat up. Make your guts moan

whoof 🥵🥵🥵 yes anon

I've got a soda and some chips, I'll eat after working and try my best not to burp. Wish me luck!