Yeah, when me and Santa bang-it-out on Christmas eve-Eve to get him hyped for Christmas Eve sometimes I put his entire beard in my mouth to feel the hairs saturate with my saliva and then I yank it back out through my teeth making sure to suck hard as I pull so it comes out mostly dry. It’s important to leave cookies for Santa because his blood sugar gets really low because he’s diabetic and if he catches you skimping out on him he’ll kill your entire family in their sleep in a post nut clarity fueled rage. Btw
How I look trying to find my glasses that are on my face
the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.
if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.
if you're gonna mock psychosis, consider this:
1. you are a cunt
2. you're a cunt
3. you're a fucking cunt
4. you're a cunt
5. you are, in fact, a cunt.
All y'all fuckers when you say you ain't gonna vote
HMU if you wanna get married. Cool couples ONLY. If you’re lame I’ll scream at such a volume and such a pitch that my glasses will shatter and I’ll make you pay for new ones. And also. Eye surgery for me probably
I know that I sound like an MRA when I say "If you spread hateful rhetoric about men, you will drive them away from the feminist cause and lose them as valuable allies" but also
If you spread hateful rhetoric about men, you will drive them away from the feminist cause and lose them as valuable allies.
You’re like a little ant I’m gonna put you in my toothbrush so you think you’re stuck in the woods but everyone will know that you aren’t and they’ll laugh at you
18I know every wordhe/him Legally ordained minister 12/15/24 💉
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