I want you to leave me at the bottom of a deep, long abandoned well with a viscous and diseased poisonous snake and then slowly fill the well with water
they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding
Obama WILLhave sex with me
How I look trying to find my glasses that are on my face
Rotating on that dick like it’s a sit n’ spin. Or a hot dog on the hot dog roller
Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends
18I know every wordhe/him Legally ordained minister 12/15/24 💉
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