I Just Realized Like Most People Have Never Heard Of Hole Island And I Think That’s So Ridiculous Cause

I just realized Like most people have never heard of Hole Island and I think that’s so ridiculous cause I thought it was a really common place to go to during summers growing up but I guess I was wrong. (I guess this generation’s parents don’t care about good clean American fun anymore 🙄)Lmk if you remember going here cause I wanna find y’all hole island goers. It was this really allusive island that had like a specific passcode to get in but a lot of people found out about it so it got really popular as a vacation spot. It’s the main destination for busses and boats so all you gotta do is get on and go up to the driver and do the secret pass code (you gotta climb onto his lap while he’s driving and give him a long, wet, kiss and if he doesn’t crash you get to go) and you get launched from the bus onto this zip line that leads to hole island. You get there and you gotta bypass the no girls allowed gate (girls have cooties and the island is gay) and if you’re a girl you get zapped with the “randomized fate ray” and if you’re a guy or a they you get to enjoy the beautiful beauty of hole island . It’s got alot of holes and in one of them is the zombie ghost thing of former American president Ronald Reagan and like the main attraction of the island is that you get to skin him alive every morning and by every night his skin grows right back so the cycle can repeat forever! When I was a little kid I remembered wandering off into the woods after the daily Slut Skinning (that’s what we liked to called it) and I found what I think might’ve been the literal fountain of youth. It was being circled by helicopters bc the government is full of fun hating squares but I figured out that if you drink enough of the water fast enough that you can actually de-evolve so far that you don’t pass as a human anymore and so therefore the law doesn’t apply to you. Anyway hmu

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11 months ago

Oh you love that musician that wears a strait jacket in a music video?

Oh you love haunted house attractions that are 'insane asylum' themed?

Oh you love that horror movie where the villain is portrayed to be psychotic?

But do you respect and care for mentally ill people who have been restrained because they were a danger to themselves or others?

But do you respect and care for people who are constantly in and out of psych wards, or have to live full time in psychiatric facilities?

But do you respect and care for people who have psychotic disorders, especially if they are poc and/or homeless?

Do you see us as real people, or do you just like the aesthetic of our suffering for your entertainment?

9 months ago

Thanks for being so nice and supportive on the delusions post <3 I think my brain might be worse at its job than I previously realized but I also feel less scared about that possibility now.

I’m glad I could help! Good luck on your mental health journey

1 year ago

Omg I just i think i just I

9 months ago

if you're gonna mock psychosis, consider this:

1. you are a cunt

2. you're a cunt

3. you're a fucking cunt

4. you're a cunt

5. you are, in fact, a cunt.

2 months ago

Elon Musk isn't a sociopath Trump isn't a narcissist Jeff Bezos isn't a psycho they are terrible racist bigoted assholes but I'm begging y'all to fucking give a shit about people with personality disorders. PLEASE.

Elon Musk Isn't A Sociopath Trump Isn't A Narcissist Jeff Bezos Isn't A Psycho They Are Terrible Racist
Elon Musk Isn't A Sociopath Trump Isn't A Narcissist Jeff Bezos Isn't A Psycho They Are Terrible Racist
Elon Musk Isn't A Sociopath Trump Isn't A Narcissist Jeff Bezos Isn't A Psycho They Are Terrible Racist
7 months ago

They’re playing some fire ass Italian music in this Olive Garden bathroom

9 months ago
Movies And TV Likes To Stereotype People With Schizophrenia By Making Them Horror Movie Villains Or People

Movies and TV likes to stereotype people with schizophrenia by making them horror movie villains or people who do awful things.

People with schizophrenia are NOT evil or scary. They are valuable, wonderful people who struggle with a mental illness. 

STOP DEMONIZING SCHIZOPHRENIA. 

2 months ago

narcissistic abuse believers will be like "NOTHING is more evil than a narcissist!! they revel in the suffering of others!!" and then dedicate time and resources to hunting down pwNPD for the sole purpose of inflicting pain upon them for fun

4 months ago

they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

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