HUNTER in The Bad Batch 1.01 AFTERMATH
a single father of five who orders a black coffee at the mcdonalds drive thru
Messy morning hair Hunter
@ladyzirkonia understood. Though I must warn you @obviously-99 is hard to beat at holo-games. He’s pretty much a genius at them.
@temple-elder, when is this 'game night' you're planning?
I do not personally care, but @kersplosion99 keeps asking
Star Wars: The Bad Batch (7/?)
Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines
🤔 so that’s why my back has been hurting lately…
crosshair: why is hunter using your datapad?
tech: he's trying to figure out what the term 'single father' connotates.
echo: single father?
tech: phee told him that he gave off those... 'vibes'
hunter, reading off the datapad: 'common traits of a single father are being grumpy more often than not, making a loud grunting noise when sitting down or getting up, and nonsensical moral obligations to take care of everyone. they also typically are not actual fathers...'
echo:
echo: holy shit-
You didn’t do anything wrong @kersplosion99, I know you meant well.
@obviously-99 Tech…it’s okay. It was not stupid of you to try and joke in a different way than you usually do. Thank you for explaining and I am glad to know that our sarcasm is enjoyable most of the time. We like it when you are being playful, and we need to make more of an effort to listen to what you mean and not take offense so quickly. I think we all are just tired today and that does not help any of us.
We’re sorry too. Everything is going to be okay. *looks pointedly at Crosshair skulking uncomfortably in the corner (as if to say, the argument stops here)*
If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. if you get one back, even better! 💖💛💖💛💖
I appreciate this, wholeheartedly! Instead of sending it out into inboxes, I physically showed all of my brothers.
They make me happy. They are also a pain in my everything. I'm sure @chronically-underpaid and @echo-in-here would agree.
@formerly-501st @sergeant-migraine @kersplosion99 @toothpick-man
Sergeant of Clone Force 99. Family man. I'm not dark and brooding, just photosensitive. My hobbies include hanging out with my incredible daughter Omega, keeping my vibroknife skills sharp, and making sure my brothers don’t cause too much havoc around here. (Hunter RP blog. 18+ interaction only please.)
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