Why Did No One Tell Me That Moon Knight (2016) Was Funny As Fuck

Eddie hates vanilla scented colognes because it's the type of cologne that Richie wore, and more specifically the one Richie was wearing the day he left Derry. But Eddie can't remember why he hates the smell, only that it brings up a fuzzy nostalgic feeling that makes his heart ache. Until 2016 when he gets the call from Mike and remembers Richie. In the airport Eddie passes a sample stand of vanilla scented colognes but this times he smiles at the memory of his childhood best friend and schoolboy crush.

Things in the Re-Animator Novelisation that I like and/or found funny or interesting

Herbert is Canadian

Herbert's parents died in a fire and he grew up primarily in Foster care

Dr. Gruber and Herbert had father son relationship

Dr. Gruber killed himself via cocaine overdose for the sake of their experiments

Dr. Hill's middle name is Josiah

Dan's first impression of Herbert was that he looked like an undertaker

Herbert steals the brain from Hills class

Dan's middle name is Jonathan

Megs mother left

Herbert is 24

Med has a horse called Al

She also plays the piano and wrote a song for Al

Mace (the morgue guard) has been arrested twice

Herbert is called a cocky little shit

There's a detective called Vinnie Papa who accuses Dan and Herbert of dating

Meg describes Herbert as "wormy"

Herbert "likes Dan and enjoys being with him"

The corpses in the climax are referred to by their nicknames from earlier

Meatball, Burn Victim, Cracked Rib, Shotgun Wound to the Head, Rotten and Malpractice

It's also worth mentioning that this part is in Herbert's pov, so that's what he's referring to them as in his head

Herbert also dies in it (like frfr)

Alice is kinda hot

Also Martin would be so pissed knowing that his name is Norris

WHAT IS THIS

please elaborate about talia being a codename for noel, it's so brilliant and i need to Know More /nf

GLADLY thank you for asking 

- we all know mischa’s adoptive parents SUCK

- but mischa is such a sweet and romantic guy and he wants to be with noel so baddddd

- so noel has the idea to come up with a codename so that mischa doesnt have to hide too too much

- they don’t tell constance or ocean because constance will end up telling ocean and ocean can not keep a secret for the life of her

- ricky Knows. they didn’t tell him, he just Knows.

- ricky corners the two of them and confronts them in sign language, to which both of them turn bright red

- noel, in sign language “please don’t tell anyone”

- penny Also knows but shes new and hasnt fit into the dynamic yet so she doesn’t say anything

- this feeds into my personal favorite nischa hc, when the cyclone accident happened, mischa was holding his hat with one hand, and noel’s hand with the other

- they got scared and immediately reached for each other for support

- when mischa is texting “talia” he’s either sending noel really sarcastic observations about the happenings around them OR really really sappy sweet lovey-dovey texts

- he’s really annoyed that the warehouse doesn’t have wifi because he can’t be as affectionate as he usually is

- am i saying that, with this concept, talia the song is a thinly veiled song about noel? yes. yes i am. 

- after the song, when karnak offers to tell mischa what would happen, noel stops him because ocean and constance do Not Know and noel Cannot deal with more ocean bs rn

- anyways yes them

Jayce and Viktor are definetly gonna get the Jonmartin treatment in the sense of "They disappeared and we didn't see a body so they're actually just in a different universes and they're happy and alive and very gay"

#just marc being a mood

whos more irritating competition

My bitch is pose naaasty