...This Is Full Of Difficult Words, And Yet I Know Exactly What They're Saying. It's What Being My Person

is that what tou look like? a fish...

Oh! Did I have to make it a picture of myself?? I thought the fish would fit better... Space fish! Mom made me a couple, as pets, they're very cute! Whenever I'm done with them, we could share some pictures! They just float around all the tiiime~

Shhhh, let them handle... whatever that is

It's unhealthy to worry about everyone all the time, here I made a cake! For the first time! All by myself!!

Idiots.

(Making it canon that this is how the tumblr started, also not sure if I should change the tag to make it coherent with the AI suggestion)

Is the girl version also that small??! Imagine balancing her on your fingers?!!

#funguary day 1, Mycena subcyanocephala! Or Blue Bonnet mushroom. A newly discovered mushroom from Taiwan - it’s only been seen about 8 times.

YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT MEEEEEEEE

I sent an extra back so I wiiiiin~!!!!

...Hey mom, do you think we can telegraph hugs into other universes?

…There we go. Should be working now. Time to finally get some breakfast, or… whatever meal I’m supposed to have at this time. Better bring some food back for the others.

Fucking hell… I am… so sorry you all had to see that. I didn’t post any of that, I think I was projecting my thoughts or something? Which I can apparently do without trying?? I’m doing fine, just… really, really pissed off. I’ll be okay.

.........

...Hey mom?

If Sammy ever offers you parenting tips again, will you do me a favor and not listen to a single word he says?

Is your kid still "sleeping"

idk havent seen him been busy i should stop by sometime see how hes doing

Yeah I don't get it either, but considering all my story times with mom have candy planets in it, I think I'm very one-track mind to...

Why are a majority of songs on the radio about sex...?

Because we have a habit of worshipping animalistic instincts that makes people feel good, for some reason

There's spiritual meanings behind it and it's seen as like the most connection you can have to another human being, which is weird, but also a historic of censorship has probably influenced a extreme switch from taboo to ultimate freedom, and you know humans, they will take the new shiny thing and soil it into the ground until it basically loses all meaning

And that is many things, including sex!

Why are a majority of songs on the radio about sex...?

Mom got invited to a party and I get to tag aloooong~~!

I'm bringing ALL THE MILKSHAKES : D

Also apparently an Eclipse is when the sun goes dark but mom promised it's not her doing

I wonder who's doing it and why...?

Eclipse party!!! Eclipse party!!! ECLIPSE PARTYYYY!!!!!