I Just Got My Septum Pierced And Now I’m Counting Down The Days Until It’s Healed So I Can Match

Asclepius and his father. (Part 4)

The cast of wakanda forever are some of the finest ppl ever omg

I greeted him at the door on 4" heels, a high ponytail, and a satin apron.

He pushed me into my apartment with hungry kisses and desperate gropes.

I peeled back the layers of a long day at work: briefcase with a thud by the door and the friction of his belt through each belt loop. The buckle jingling as it fell to the floor.

He bent me over the table and thrust himself against my back and ass before unzipping and revealing his excitement to me. I ran the stiletto heel up his inseam while using the mental map of his body to guide my hands to revisit my treasure.

His mouth and hands raced to discover every spot that would make me gasp or moan. I cocked my head and squirmed in the shadow of his stature. The high ponytail danced against my skin.

He grasped my long brown tresses at the tip and recalled all the photos and videos in his wank bank of arched backs and bent necks.

He yanked so hard that he herniated C5-6. During the surgery for my artificial disc replacement, my surgeon found a bone shard 3mm from my spinal cord.

The man who whispered in my ear of how i was “marriage material” moved to Toronto 2 weeks after he damn near made me into a quadriplegic. He closed on a house the day of my surgery.

To this day, I jump when someone puts their hands near my head. My ears ring constantly. And every time I see one of you all post a photo of someone having their hair pulled, I think about all the pain one dumb, badly-executed move caused me.

1. Get consent. 2. Give warning. 3. Grab slowly and smoothly at the roots 4. Movement comes from the wrist (minimizes chance of injury to directional force) 5. If need be, let the person with the hair being pulled hold on to your wrist to either limit your movement or as a failsafe. 6. Over time develop trust with your partner to dial up neck extension, force, or speed.

All that and the fucker never even gave me a single orgasm.

I go visit an endocrinologist on Tuesday to talk about getting on T!!!

everytime i see white washed fanart it makes my head hurt

i love this fic with my entire soul i need it injected into my bloodstream actually

Chapter 2 of As Above, So Below, my Okoye x Attuma arranged marriage AU is live and poppin' !

NO you are NOT seeing that DARKSKIN MAN BLUSH RED NO YOURE NOT OMFG DKFKDKKCD

He was a punk she did ballet: ❌

He and she are both punks and have a crush on a same art baby: ✅

it twas fantastic now i need the rest of it along with fanart maybe a playlist for them 15+ side stories mwah

there’s barely any namora x riri content JFJSKFKS WHY??? SOMEONE PLEASE

Aragorn n Legolas r so funny to me bc people who don’t know lotr well see gruff manly ranger and elegant princely elf but they don’t know what i know. they don’t know that Aragorn is the long haired sensitive softboy writing sad poetry on his livejournal about not being able to show his girlfriend the awesome new song he wrote for her on his guitar meanwhile Legolas is doing backwards kickflips over gimli at the skate park bc gimli double dog dared him then he and gimli climb the tree at Aragorn’s house n yell at him through the window to come play halo