The Door Returns!!! (I Know That The Handles Are Different) But What If...this Was The Door That Hoseok

Random and important (not really)

Have you ever stopped and thought about the word “try”? Like on one hand trying is a way to encourage someone (”at least you tried”) and on another it can be like...”you tried...but you failed” the one word that makes one feel so high but also so low...

Out of context things from a collaborative quote book

“Motivation but no inspiration is my constant state of being”

“WEEE”

“Shhh stop calling me out. The theatrics outweigh the need for realism”

Hacker voice: I’m in. Keyboard noises w/ intense music

“aaaaaaa weeeeee”

“Then stop drinking when I’m making jokes “ Two mins later.  “i have drawn a very awkward looking frog”

“There has to be someone as straight as a metal ruler tho right?”

“Because wooden rulers, they can bend. They have so many dents in them”

“No relationship, only garlic bread and dragons.”

“Yep brain hurty”

“Oof rip. I would give you some of the cardboard if i could but I don’t entirely want to cut it in half”

“We’re doing something illegal”

“My chin is sharp thank you”

“Then kill them first, simple”

“Then they can’t kill you because THEY’RE ALREADY DEAD”

“Vampire Dude Bro?!”

“THERE’S MORE?!”

“He’s favorite movie is Gnomeo and Juliet change my mind. (in squeaky voice) “Yes! Oh my god! Representation!””

“He’s weighs the same though, so like you can punt him like in American football”

“Let’s just change it to yeetable though because I don’t know American football ok?!”

“Australian football is so much tougher than American football i mean, we literally THROW each other to the ground”

“I’m not going up, going down to hell”

“I’m leveling down I think”

“Look me in the eyes and tell me it’s a good book”

“I NEED MY BRAINCELL FRIEND!”

“Vampire Dude Bro?!”

“Cheeseheads?” *mega look of confoosion*

“Bro you only realised that now?”

“Oh man this is going to be so controversial”

“Confoosion? Confusion? Confosion?”

Davey: There is only one race, the human race

Spot: That bastard ain't human

I feel so old watching them grow up ...

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

Farewell online privacy

I lost my best friend 3 years ago- not lost as in dead but lost as in we only text each other on our birthdays now. Movies and books don't tell you that a friendship dying is like the sinking of a ship, you try to get higher and higher and hold onto the rails and unanswered texts, the captain tries to steer it to safety and salvage pieces of two broken hearts until you're left with memories of what once was. We were friends for a decade and knew each other's diaries by heart, I still remember her phone number and the way she took her coffee. Seeing her in streets is like breathing in a scent you forgot you knew but it immediately takes you back to a summer in '07.

Movies and books also don't tell you that friendships don't just end after one fight or incident, it's like the rusting of a bridge, the slow decay of flesh and bones and secrets. It took weeks, months- until one day I woke up and I realized I hadn't thought of her in a while. And I wrote a poem that day and I titled it 'The dying of a best friend' and I put all my love for her in a tiny box with my half of the matching pendant of a dolphin we had and stored them in a corner of my heart under the heading Grief. Where else can one hide unspent love?

It's been 3 years since I lost my best friend, lost as in I still carry our secrets in a tiny box but we only text each other on our birthdays.

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire

Edit: here's the visualizer for this piece

October Prompts 🎃

Word prompts to use for doodling or writing

ruffled hair

apple scent

full of colors

walks in the forest

autumnal

falling leaves

chestnuts

umbrellas

ravens

Oktoberfest

pumpkin spice

cornfields

black cat

spooky

first wine

flying kites

whispers

picking apples

ghosts

sweater weather

acorns

pile of leaves

harvest

fog

Jack-o-lanterns

campfire

witches

samhain

stormy days

seance

trick-or-treat

Sometimes I wonder how many people are theatre fans on tumblr.

Reblog if you enjoy theatre.

Any musical.

Any straight play.

If there is a single one you like, reblog.

BTS fantasy headcanons 3/7

Seok(Jin)

Ok. Cooking is FANTASTIC

The best at domestic care

Also like a nurse..super caring and sweet

The duality though...he’ll be so sweet and caring but then…

Piss him off (break a pot or some precious cooking utensil) and boi he’ll curse your mouth with chilli peppers

Jin is famed for his superb meals but DID YOU KNOW Jin is AMAZING at baking

Desserts are mouthwatering…

Ice cream… not so much (the maknaes are pros at eating it before it’s done so…)

Is a kitchen witch

Is half vampire, don’t worry he won’t bite you lol

He just inherited those amazingly, frustratingly good looks and pale skin

Soft for the maknaes

Probably the only person in BTS coven or in the whole universe who will dare to yell at Yoongi

Super homely

The third member to join BTS coven

Was recruited by Joon

“Joon what’s this”, “Hyung this is Jin, he’s going to be part of our coven...also he’s not a ‘this’!” *major sighs from Yoongs*

But we all know he loves Jin ..even if it’s in his own cat way

Ok but Jin? Purple hair? Say no more. (Hobi will take care of it)

Jin is pretty chill about the whole hair changing thing

Kinda looks forward to the surprises so long as hobi doesn’t make it purple and yellow spots.

Room-mates with Yoongi when they were too broke to afford individual rooms

Somehow still found in Yoongi’s room all the time….

Cuddles! Loves cuddles

Empathy powers

Literally knows what’s up with EVERYONE in the coven

Don’t keep secrets from this one, he’ll know

Can manipulate emotions 

“Jin DoNt yOu DaRe MaKe Me LaUgH aT YoUr RiDicUlOuS JoKeS”

Also uses his power to figure out if his members (not to hint at a certain kookie) have done their LAUNDRY

Also super nice and super wise

Give super good advice, also capable of infusing food with positive emotions which helps to comfort his coven members, especially after an argument or when there’s tension in the air 

Let’s try this 

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box