Coño Don Limpio

Two wizards are fighting. One of them says "Power Word: Take a Crap!" and the other one says "Power Word! Don't do that!" and 50% of the audience shits their pants

he's a circus son...

So sick of dog motif what about cat motif.

I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.

before i forget

HAPPY APRIL,

FOOLS

Reblog if you would invite your moots to a sleepover

What do you get when you type I need into the tags..

What's your opinion on gay clown sex

Our neighbours hate hearing it.

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BOY 🫵

thanks hon

right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them