@lifedoesntdiscriminate ?

hey you. you have a very beautiful mind. please make some art

I love cracking my bones. I'm like a fidget toy but more emotionally complex

a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”

a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”

“no” the professor replied.

“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”

“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.

“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”

the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded

“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

THEY TOOK MY MINECRAFT AND MADE ALL THE BLOCKS HAVE SEX TEXTURES. CAN'T BELIEVE MY LIFE

right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them

Happy Friday to all who celebrate 🥳🥳🥳

we need to go back to eating spaghetti the traditional way. no more of this fork and spoon nonsense

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

yknow people talk about being helplessly in love but I think everyone should consider: being hopefully in love. your love for somebody makes you hopeful for the future and that hope makes you a better person

the love doesn’t make you helpless but instead helps you

that’s the kinda love you should strive for, imo, cause I think that’s the kind that’ll last