Scutchy - Scotch Tape

capitalism? more like crapitalism!!!!!

happy 12 year anniversary to the most memorable event in tumblr history

i have a pimple behind my ear and it hurts

chance (tabby) & kassie (tortie) my parents cats !!!

I've had a long day so if those who have pets would be so kind as to reblog this with pics of them I'd be forever grateful. If not could you at least tell them I love them 🥹

Kabosu did not deserve to have her image turned into cryptocurrency. She did not deserve to have the meme she was known for across the world to become a code word for a fascist coup.

Her name is Kabosu. Not Doge.

a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”

a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”

“no” the professor replied.

“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”

“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.

“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”

the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded

“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

Two wizards are fighting. One of them says "Power Word: Take a Crap!" and the other one says "Power Word! Don't do that!" and 50% of the audience shits their pants

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

MY WISDOM

DELETE DATING APP TODAY

GRANOLA BAR MULTIPACK

EMBRACE TRANSGENDER

STEAL FROM THE MALL

3500K LIGHT BULB LAMP

PLAY OUTSIDE WITH FRIENDS

TAKE ITEMS FROM GROUND

SIT DOWN WHEN POSSIBLE

MAKE ART EVEN IF ITS BAD

STUFFED ANIMAL

is this a challenge

I decided to look around on spotify and found this beauty