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One must never underestimate an opponent who does not fear death. An enemy who values your death more than their own life is unpredictable - you cannot assume that there is anything they wouldn't dare to do. Risk a blow to distract you, run right into your sword in order to get their own into you, tackle you off a cliff to throw you both into your deaths. An enemy that does not seek to survive is ruthless, they will think in ways so alien to you, that you cannot anticipate what they might do. The best defense you can have is to never make enemies like this.

The same fear and respect should also apply to clowns. They do not fear shame or mockery, they have no honour to lose by becoming laughingstock. A clown will not hesitate to look ridiculous, if tackling you makes you both look stupid. A clown does not fear losing their dignity for as long as they can take yours down with them.

Do not make enemies with clowns.

scared to say that i love kermit the frog on the website which is home to The Muppet Joker… and what if i said kermit is a lesbian

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

guys iwas just at my grandparents like all day what is HAPPENING

it’s so funny that u can just color text on this website boom bitch im green now. youre hearing me talk greenly. in a green fashion. green green green

so embarrassing to get obsessed with your own oc but it doesn't fuel you creatively or motivate you at all you just sort of sit there. like yeah I've been thinking a lot about blorbo from my mind. no images of them exist in the world and they have maybe 3 personality traits so far. I would rather die than attempt to write about them. I've spent the last 48 hours rotating them in my brain though

Do you look in the mirror while naked and think "I'm hot"? Do you work out? Define "work out" as however you want.

Yes, I work out or used to work out

Yes, I don't work out

No, I work out or used to work out

No, I don't work out

I don't look in the mirror while naked

if u were to rank croakerverse characters from most fav to least fav who would it be. if queen bethany isn’t #1 im showing up on ur doorstep. long live the feminarchy.

oh jesusita christy theres so many. bethany is DEFINITELY up there tho love a pussy girlboss queen and so many extra points from sharing my birthday

i love kermit as the OG of course but as for "side" characters. i dont fully understand what chris and wisteria have going on but i want what they have

& i love them both as individuals as well (tbc i am speaking of c!wisteria i do not know real person wisteria but also. i love the non-croakerverse posts i.am involved in like most the fandoms they reblog)

i think after those as my top 4. laika's gotta be there cause i think that kid is funny as balls and i actually got so much emotional whiplash abt the death

gordons definitely a solid one. i like her more than milton and 90% of thqt is just worms, even tho milton has 10/10 posts somwtiems too

i missed the whole roommate coven thing but i dont really fuck w athena & sage's blogs in general, some of my least favorites

auhhh

thats all i follow i think. anyone else is kind of ehh??

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like