All Of My Friends You Need To Tell Me What You Voted On This So I Can Make Fun Of 50% Of You For Being

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

my mutuals can do that too but you dont see any snapple facts about them

is this a challenge

I decided to look around on spotify and found this beauty

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

So sick of dog motif what about cat motif.

I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.

i was watching this episode w my younger sibling and we both laughed so hard we almost cried the entire fucking time ify's feet were magnified

thats fucking peak comedy to me

amazing

put that old man in a situation