This Is So Beautiful And Heartwarming, Everyone Should See This ❤️❤️❤️❤️

None pizza with left beef...

Word for today: shitgibbon

An absurd insult comprised of one expletive/vulgarity and one non-sequitur, usually one of them single-syllable and the other double, frequently with the two components sharing vowels. Examples: "shitgibbon", "ratbastard", "douchecanoe", "cockwaffle", "jizzbiscuit", "fartshark", "snotgasket", &c.

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

pleaaase?

I headcanon that Tommy is still together with David

RB to give prev a fresh and warm loaf of challah

AHHHHHHHHGRJDHSUDHHEB YESSSSSSS BOTH THE REPRESENTATION AND THE X-MEN!!!!! TRASHY SPITEFUL MUTANT!!!!! 🖤🩶🤍💜 SCREAM IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS!!!! :]

i had to

@redkarmakai

It's been weeks since I've seen my best friend. I'm having withdrawals.