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America.

Am I supposed to think this looks like actual food. No bacon should be that red.

I love Harry Kim so much I met him. In real life. Now *that's* love.

Its gotta be some kind of switch. Like a body double or mistaken identity kind of situation. I love that Nandor is just standing there like a teen boy who's getting told off by his prom dates dad.

WHAT

Wtf is Guillermo wearing

But most importantly

WHY IS HE WEARING THAT AND BEING ALLOWED TO SIT ON THE THRONE

(Quality is shit i know i took a screenshot of my ipad)

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I think Moby Dick might be cosmic horror. Captain Ahab is like "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND it's not a whale. God is an evil master controlling every living human like a puppet, free will is an illusion, we are caught in a cruel trap made by god. THAT WHALE IS THE MASK OF THAT GOD"

HE THINKS HE THINKS if he can kill the whale, he can break humanity free of the bonds of GOD. and our narrator boy Ishmael is like "uh...i think it might just be a big whale and you have trauma" BUT THEN AT THE END ISHMAEL SEES IT and he's like "oh no. it's god"

and like. IT KILLS EVERYONE IT EATS AHAB AND DRAGS HIM INTO HELL SCREAMING. it IS god. nature is god.

god what a good story

i love too that if you know it from pop culture you know Ahab's leg was eaten by the whale? well thats the more soft version, in the story proper you hear he was basically CHEWED ALIVE, his whole body is held together with HATE and THE WILL TO KILL GOD and WHALE BONE PROSTHETICS.

AT SOME POINT he just HOLDS SOME LIGHTNING and everyone is like "Captain ahab is so cool i'd die for him" and the only one going "hey this seems weird" is the main character

but yeah every time i'm like "GOD MOBY DICK IS SO GOOD" people are like "the whale hunting story?? with the stinky boring men???" and i get sad.

Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me!

Colin oh no. Oh no Colin. Stop please. Don't make me mute the TV.

Guillermo travelling around the world when there was still soil in the house is wild. Like they had big sections of soil, and those were little bags.

There should still be some at home. However I am down for Guillermo vibin around across the globe.

Why does Harvey look so good in that suit. And Lazlos hair looks a lot better longer for that matter.

i hauve a cold

I enjoyed that episode I was hoping for more of the actual travel but I think the episode was still strong. I do fear that Colin Robinsons' theme tune will be stuck in my head tomorrow which I don't think I'm down for.

The next episode looks like it will be more of a plot driver for the season so I'm eager for that.

Oh no Lazlo has found the pornography.