Love How Tumblr Has Its Own Folk Stories. Yeah The God Of Arepo We’ve All Heard The Story And We All

They are emailing eachother

What the fuck is up with the American advertising system I'm very uncomfortable.

Like what is with this BK burger branded by some random dude. Also why do y'all write 8p and not 8pm? Y'all lazy?

are you a high school student about to take the apush exam? boy do i have some good news for you

for some reason when i took the apush test in 2018 i decided to make my study guide in the form of a shitpost. im talking bullet points. pop culture references. gen z lingo. its 102 pages long. i ended up getting a 5 on the test and this is literally all the studying i did. i am also now a history major.

but since i remember things better in shitpost form, it worked really well then memorizing dense text. and i know the test hasn't changed that much, so, i thought i would offer it to anyone who needs it.

Google Docs

ap us history shitpost study guide

Hello friends Welcome to my study guide This was made for the 2018 APUSH test And i got a 5 so, maybe there’s something to it? Everything i

it spans everything i learned in US 1 and US 2 and goes in chronological order. i haven't read through it in a hot minute but i think that everything in there should make sense. i essentially clown on the us for 100 pages in shitpost form.

so for all of you stressing about the exam on thursday, don't. read a shitpost instead. it will help you.

collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

i hauve a cold

My internet died whilst I was tryna watch the new episode yesterday so I am watching it now and I must say so far Nandor that is too much yogurt I think thats more yogurt than I have ate in the last five years calm in on the yogurt.

File under: I can't believe someone made you type that

I am supposed to be sleeping, but I am too excited

I made a thing! The thing being an adjustable skirt with a drawstring waist that will fit anybody with a waist size of 15-70 inches. And this one was mostly for proof of concept, cause I plan on making (and hopefully selling?) many many more.

Anyways, it's up on my Ko-Fi page right now if anybody in Canada is interested in purchasing it

Ko-fi

Adjustable Skirt - Coco Yang's Ko-fi Shop

Adjustable tiered skirt. Fits waist sizes 15-70 inches.

Why does Harvey look so good in that suit. And Lazlos hair looks a lot better longer for that matter.