PRAISE HIM!

Okay Lazlo so this voice exists WTF I dont like it.

If anyones interested in learning about the first black vampire short story, published in 1819, heres a link to the wiki, its called The Black Vampyre, and its about a former slave turned vampire who seeks revenge on his slave master. Its actually a first in many categories!

Colin Robinson just staring straight into space as he sings the theme tune to that show is hitting the random close to home. We definitely don't feel that or anything.

Wait no WTF not my comfort event.

My internet died whilst I was tryna watch the new episode yesterday so I am watching it now and I must say so far Nandor that is too much yogurt I think thats more yogurt than I have ate in the last five years calm in on the yogurt.

I feel like Lazlo would be one of those *"I can fix that"* types at first. I wish it weren't true but I can see it.

He would definitely test it out via. various sexual/pornographic things and the ace would just be there like: "..."

I've seen like three people say it would be funny if laszlo met an asexual person, and you're right, it would be like

Ace person: Yeah, I'm asexual, so I don't really feel the desire to have sex with anyone, it's just not my thing lol

Laszlo:

¡¡FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN!! HAPPY 15TH TO OUR BEAUTIFUL QUINCEAÑERA <3

THIS IS IT LADS. IT'S TIME TO MOURN.

I've been depressed all week.

At first, I thought this was gonna be like when Victorians would pose for photos with corpses so they would have pictures after they died but nah its somehow sadder.

The fact that Baron & Co. are in the portrait is honestly very sweet.

I repeat this again. Petty Guillermo's vibes are just off.

Okay! You didn't need to remove all of the Colin's in the opening man are ya tryna kill me?

Donal my man!

Random gaffer man has definitely either been fucked or been fed on by Donal. Just sayin.

Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh bro SVU slaps. I love Munch and since he left I can't watch it but man. I love SVU.

I am the Baron, I feast upon hate.

Nandor really has just had a lot this year. His entire reality has been shaken, he can't get a woman, and now the man whose name he can only remember because he has written it down and has it in his coat is dead. Not to mention, he crushed in said mans head. Hard times.

Guillermo presuming he was going with him is very Guillermo.

"My sweet, sweet Guillermo..."

4th wall breaking is excellent. Acknowledging the camera is great.

Fuck the United Kingdom-A resident of the United Kingdom.

I feel incredibly bad for Nadja. Poor qween.

I don't want the show to end but I would love if they went abroad for a vibe. Like for their characters.

"Eat, Pray Prey, Love"

Angy Guillermo.

Awwww family. Nadja can't deal.

Oh no. Is it tea? In this episode of What We Do In The Shadows? From Lazlo? It's more likely than you'd think.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Lazlo. My heart. Precious.

Lazlo changed his mind so easily.

Guillermo. For a second, you made it sound like you were gonna say something. You faked me once, don't do it again.

Bodyslam!

There is so much camera shaking.

Vampires like fighting and fucking. They know what they are doing.

Oh? A test, you say. Hmmmmmm...

Boy best friends trip! Boy best friends trip!

Awwwwwwwww. Guillermo wanted a hug. He was denied.

"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE."

"Travelling the world with my Nand-Master."

I do like The Guide. Her accent is very appealing.

Colin Robinson. There is something going on, with Colin Robinson down there. Concern.

Lazlo is not going. Just a feeling.

I knew it. Well, not the kidnapping Guillermo bit. But, the leaving.

Is there gonna be a lil baby Colin?

Lil baby Colin! I fucking hate it. So much.

Okay I am very sad but honestly, I'm mostly satisfied. There is some things I don't vibe with, but I think that is the point of the episode.

Crash