I Should Note I Have Never Had The Bottom Row Creams My Family Refused To Buy Em Also What The Fuck Are

I should note I have never had the bottom row creams my family refused to buy em also what the fuck are y'all talking 'bout gettin ice cream at school that is one of the most bougie school experiences I've heard. The fanciest thing we were ever given by school was a single Maryland cookie and a glass of orange juice at the end of the school year.

I Should Note I Have Never Had The Bottom Row Creams My Family Refused To Buy Em Also What The Fuck Are

Also fuck everyone who disrespects white Magnums I don't care if they are overpriced they are the only thing between a child and a life devoid of colour.

ok here is the link to the template for the ice cream ranking, hit me with your worst takes

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3 years ago

New episode let's go!

Colin stop dancing like that you are gonna hurt himself.

Love the alternate opening this episode so good.

Awwwwww I love the Nandor dolls I bet there will be an Etsy store selling it soon.

Vampire depression feels like nor al depression but SPICY.

IDK this brooding feels pretty gay.

That's a cult. That is a cult. Get out of there dude.

Definitely a cult.

Welcome! You must stretch before you dance.

Oh gods that is disgusting I do not vibe put the teeth back. Not like hat woman who did it with superglue though IDK get dentures.

She isn't actually drinking it this is a con I bet it is a con.

15 seconds later: "Told ya."

Lil gay fight.

Boop.

Wow Guillermo way to make the mood down.

I love Nandors new look. I want his hair.

Ahhh yes completely normal Guillermo working on my fitness.

The cult is coming.

Yey more fight scenes I love fight scenes.

I wonder how the vampires have been surviving on the blood front. Smoothies?

I love the silver-lined seat belts. I want that in my car and I don't have a car or a vampire.

Poor Nandor he looks so sad in the cage at least he can work out.

Love the end credits music. So fun.

They are about to die. Oh gods they are about to die.

They died.

I hope there is still clear signs of this stuff in the next episode. The hair, I just love the hair.

I really enjoyed the vibe of this episode seeing Nandor acting more current and human is great it says a lot for Kayvans acting skills that there was never a point that I thought it was just Kayvan. Seriously though I want that hair I wish it were achievable for me but alas it is not.


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What the fuck is up with the American advertising system I'm very uncomfortable.

Like what is with this BK burger branded by some random dude. Also why do y'all write 8p and not 8pm? Y'all lazy?


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TAIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Why am I not surprised Nandor is entranced with that Big Bang Theory game. Like. At all. Why didn't this idea cross my mind before.


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PANEL 1
Alfredo's sat at a soda bar with Jack being his bartender.

JACK: Looks like someone’s had a long day.

AL: And how!

PANEL 2
JACK: In that case, how about a nice, refreshing whiskey highball?

AL: Whiskey? The real deal?

JACK: Nothing but the best for my most loyal customer!


PANEL 3A
AL: Very well. Make it a double.

PANEL 3B
INSPECTOR DILLON: Excuse me…

PANEL 4A
INSPECTOR DILLON: What are you going to buy with that money, sir?
PANEL 4B
Alfredo notices 15c sandwiches on the menu.

PANEL 5
AL: Sandwiches.

INSPECTOR DILLON: Two dollars’ worth of sandwiches?

AL: That’s right. I’m hungry.

PANEL 6A
JACK: This here’s old “Sandwich Slugger” Al - always eats at least a dozen of things! What a card, am I right?
PANEL 6B
Jack turns to Al with a darkened expression.
JACK: Are you out of your mind?! There’s no way you can-

AL: Keep ‘em coming, barkeep.

Following panels feature Al demolishing a tower of sandwiches, until one last bite remains.

PANEL 9
AL: …I think this will hold me until supper.

With that, Al faints and falls on the ground with a thud.

PANEL 11
JACK: Al, you idiot! You know processed meat gives you indigestion!
Why’d you do it, Al?

Don’t leave me. Not like this!

PANEL 12
INSPECTOR DILLON (OFF PANEL): Ahem.

PANEL 13
INSPECTOR DILLON: As much as we’re impressed - and slightly horrified - by your clientele’s appetite, we do have a search to conduct.

INSPECTOR BYRD: Well, I’ll be! Canadian whiskey! The boss is gonna love this.


PANEL 14
Shot of Jack, handcuffed in a police car. In the background Al is being hauled away by the ambulance.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.

A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.

(And starring my disaster boys Jack and Al, of course)

4 months ago

the way ivan aivazovsky looks at the sea…i think…i think that’s what love looks like.

2 months ago
If Anyone Was Wondering, Duolingo Just Got Even Worse.

If anyone was wondering, Duolingo just got even worse.

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