Once Again

Aaaaaaaaaaaaggghhh

if I had a nickel for every time I voted for the potential first female president over trump and trump won I’d had two nickels and it’s really fucking fucked up that it happened twice

I’m sorry, SKIBIDI DIE?!

Skibidi die.

Luce Says: transgender people are fucking epic.

This is canon, I asked Francis myself.

*Chuckles voice*

I cast gun, prepare to meet God!

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Absolutely NOT getting cursed today, thank you very much

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

The GOONION

Jason's henchmen pranking him: The goons have formed a union sir

Jason: a WHAT

Henchmen: A union

Jason: why??

Henchmen:

Henchmen: i think they're still figuring that part out

Omg YES

What if I said teen titans go was just comics Damian made to make fun of dick and the titans? What then?

ha HA I have located this amazing post at last!

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

Bruce can protect him from outside threats.

He never said he could protect Dick from himself.

PRAYER CIRCLE FOR BRUCE WAYNE TO SURVIVE RAISING THE MOST PERFECT CHILD EVER