If We Are Following Anime Cannon Then He Checked Whether Or Not Ranpo Had An Ability By Discretely Nabbing

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

This is so cute

rolling ik!!

(i've also uploaded this to youtube in case the tumblr player messes up ^^)

and i don't usually say this but if you see this please do reblog T-T this was a heck of a lot of work

Look he's very well-written but on god mistakes were made in the birthing of this man

YES

THE WITCH IS DEAD

(Technically the witch is only harmed in the panel but I refuse to believe that anybody would stop the van)

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

I just saw an ad for “reusable period underwear”

What the fuck do you mean by that are you not reusing the underwear you use when you are on your period because I just checked in with my biologically female friends and they all agree that that is not in fact what happens

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Chuuya Week - Day 1 - Gravity

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Hello!

I was just reading your Pokémon trainer ik au and I know ik doesn’t have a raticate or rattata but I’m just imagining, through some shenanigan or another, Barbatos ends up running into one and just loses his entire mind.

honestly i'd say any of rodent-like pokemon would give barbatos the heebie-jeebies, no matter how cute they are

pikachu, for example, the electric mouse pokemon - but barbatos doesn't know that. the little guy's sweet, sure! but.... why does he feel such a heavy fog weighing on him when he looks at it.......

also yeah he would take one look at a raticate (0.7m and 18.5kg) and pass out immediately

Babygirl. ANYWAYS ANOTHER HC

I believe Lloyd just subconsciously puts on his con-man face everytime someone looks at him so he can repel them with his "ugly face" , and then one day, he just got too overworked and is too tired to realize he had let down his com man face for once and the whole barony went: "???!?!?!?!" Because GODDAMN! This man is pretty as FUCK! Like, REALLY! Not on the same level as Javier but CLOSE.

i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot

So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They've never used another charger for said phone.

Now, they've tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn't matter how much they've searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.

The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: "The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they've mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place."

And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there's a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they've destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They've hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.

This too is toxic yuri to me-