This Button Is Like My Mental State

oh to be casually rented out to your friends

mentioning it in passing like, “oh Donavon wants to fuck you tonight” in the same way you’d mention him borrowing the a board game

or we’re hosting a movie night, and you just wave at me and say “help yourself”. Nobody bats and eye when I’m pushed to my knees and spend half an hour eating Bethany out

opening up the mailbox and seeing a thank you card from Jackie, who “appreciated getting to use the whore” for her birthday party

you never have to ask my permission to be loaned out to your friends - I’m your toy, and you can lend me out to whoever you want